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Aug 25, 2005 15:57


i saw this on one of my friends xanga's and i thought to myself...."wow, people actually have applications for this sorta thing? sad."

boyfriend application )

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qtip23 August 25 2005, 15:08:46 UTC
BASICS:
Name:lance
Age:15
Location:whatever
Height:6 ft
Hair (color and style):brown, somtimes long
Eyes:blue, two of them
Piercings/tattoos:none

OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates?burger king, its cheap
2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists?......
3. Do you drink/smoke??all the time
4. Do you like the rain?nope
5. If so...would you play in it with me?of course not!
6. Do you like movies?not really
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?no, i get tired at night
8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together?um, ewwww
9. Would you kiss my forhead?gross!!
10. Do you play an instrument?nope, never will.
11. If so...what?uhhhh
12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright?hahahaha, good one!....wait are u serious?
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? prob a 2
14. Favorite body part on a girl/boy?ummm, okay!!! this is just plain gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?me
16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)?yep
17. Would you give me kisses just because?i dont believe in kissing, ever.

What Would You do if...
I cried: tell u to stop crying
I said I liked you: laugh
I kissed you:report u to the police
I was hospitalized: prob go to the hospital for all my meals.
I ran away from home:give u my regards.
We got in a fight:i would win
I got dumped:id say that sucks,
I pissed you off:id yell at you

What Do You Think Of My...
Personality: im not gonna anwser any of these! there just wrong!!
Eyes:
Face:
Clothes:
Voice:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Manners:
Friends:
Decisions:

Would You...
Be my friend:no
Tell me the truth no matter what:ha!
Buy me a birthday gift:no way, what are we!? married!
Lie to make me feel better: yep!
Spread rumors about me: well yeah!
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate:so basically your slave!
Keep a secret if I told you one:no way! i love spreading gossip!
Loan me some cash:hahaha
Hold my hand:okay! thats another "ew"!
Keep in touch:nope!
Make me a snack:make it yourself!
Try and solve my problems:i got my own problems!
Love me:if ya paid me
Makeout with me:i told you i dont believe in that
Hold me in times of need:ewwwwww!!!!1
Ditch me:yeah!!!
Use me:what else do ya do?
ask me out:if i had to!
Date me:isent that the same question
kiss with me whenever you had the chance:uh, gross!
Hold me and make my problems go away: this is just wrong.

THere!!!! dont i sound like the perfect date?!?!

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lol urwhiskylullaby August 25 2005, 15:23:22 UTC
oh my GOSH!!!!!!!! you sound absolutely perfect!!! whatcha doin friday?

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