Finally finally finally I'M FINALLY DONE! So, the barbershop looks tolerable and won't fall over and has no human blood on it anywhere. I even made a sign to hang over the door with paint I "borrowed' from the construction site:
I know I everyone speaks English here, but I had to write it in kanji. Aizen made all the arrancar take his stupid calligraphy class, and even though I hate Aizen, I admit that I think kanji look cool. So, since the shop is ready, you can come get a snip or a trim before the dance. Unfortunately, I don't have running water yet, so I'm holding off on shampooing for the time being---except for Zaraki-sama, but he uses soap instead of shampoo, so unless you want you're hair like his, its probably not a good idea to try it.
Also, I'm going to this ball thing with Yachiru-san! Luckily, I keep my formal eye drape under my chest plate for just this reason. Yachiru-san is a very...um...vibrant young lady, so Pesche is pleased to be going with her.
I wonder if Nel-sama will be there.
((OOC: According to the Bleach data books, calligraphy was one of Aizen's hobbies, and he even gave a class on it that was extremely popular among the Gotei 13. So even though Aizen said that the person he was pretending to be was just an act, I thought it would be funny if calligraphy really was a hobby of his, and that he made the arrancar learn it too. The thought of Nnoitra or Grimmjow or Yammy doing calligraphy is just to hilarious to pass up))