12) I hate this city

[urusai_yaro]

Weird shit is going here and it's annoying the hell out of me.

Goku, watch your stupid monkey ass when you go out. I don't want to have to go looking for you if you get abducted, or something.

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[ardor_mazoku]

Aa! Sanzo-san is okay at least, that's so wonderful! I've been a little worried about Gojyo-san, he's been terrbly quiet -- it's unusual.

[urusai_yaro]

...Maybe he's thinking too hard.

[ardor_mazoku]

Hnnn. Well he has been behaving a little strangely since the betrothing...but he's never been this quiet. I wonder what he would be thinking too hard about.

[urusai_yaro]

...Betrothing?

Since when has the kappa been betrothed?

[ardor_mazoku]

It's actually a very recent phenomena! I can't be sure if he is brooding or trying to work the idea out by himself.

Hmmm...

That might be it.

[urusai_yaro]

Who the hell is betrothed to him?

[ardor_mazoku]

Ah...well...erm...that would be me.

[urusai_yaro]

...What? The hell?

[ooc: you totally exploded Sanzo's mind :o]

[ardor_mazoku]

Well...mmm...how to say this...

It’s an engagement through accident, but obligation -- at least on my part -- to carry out my duties towards my betrothed. I don’t suppose you want me to explain how the engagement happened?

[ooc: poor Sanzo having to find out something so weird.]

[urusai_yaro]

How in the holy hell do you become engaged on accident?

Was he drunk off his ass one night and decided to propose?

[ooc: lol, his brain does not compute]

[ardor_mazoku]

Ah~ I promise you he was quite sober, but apparently our customs are vastly different.

We were playing a game of Twister and he slapped me on my left cheek. Where I come from, that's a proposal!

[ooc: gotta love the crack in KKM]

[urusai_yaro]

...

Slapping someone on their left cheek is a proposal for you? What the hell kind of a place do you come from?

[ooc: ohh, and I love it~~]

[ardor_mazoku]

Yes, that's how it's done where I'm from. Oh...didn't I mention where I came from? The Shin Makoku? Hnnnn~ is it really so strange?

Gojyo seems to think so...he tries to run away whenever I offer to wash his back.

[ooc: lol and poor Sanzo will get to hear stuff he probably never wished he heard.]

[urusai_yaro]

...Yes. It is.

I'd rather not know what you try to do to Gojyo.

[ooc: xD which he'll then try to suppress from his memory]

[ardor_mazoku]

Hm...I wonder, it's never seemed strange to me. I will learn more about your Earth customs then...such an unusual place.

Oh? Aha, forgive me Sanzo-san!

[ooc: lol gods forbid he ever says something devastating to poor Sanzo by mistake.]

[i_need_nicotine]

GUNTER WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TELLING THE MONK OF ALL PEOPLE HE'S GOING TO THINK I'M SOME KIND OF A WEIRDO OR SOMETHING WHY THE HECK WOULD YOU TELL THE SHIT-MONK OH GOD MY LIFE IS OVER NO CHICKS WILL EVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!!!