Randomness!
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Hey lovelies!
Yes! The holidays are finally here (: Hmm... I'm trying very hard to update... but nothing's coming to my head at this point. But I'm very inspired by Don's Love Stories. So I shall attempt to write one of my own. But not a love story (Don honey, you know I won't steal your brill ideas (: ) I write about Randomness. This one, I dedicate to LIZ, Don, JJ aka. GA1 , My lovely friends at ACJC CF ((: (that includes you, MEL and LILIN), 1SD1 which I love with the entirity of my heart (:, Josh (whose songs inspire me to no end and OF COURSE my dearest dearest CRESCENT CLIQUE oHoh!! And TALL ONE!
RANDOMNESS by Sharyl
Once upon a time, there was a striped Seahorse
Called Share.
She wanted to eat Cookies
Salted cookies.
C is for cookies.
And that's good enough for me.
Back to the seahorse
She met a great Mystical Bird called Don.
Then he changed his name to Nod.
I don't know why.
Don't ask me.
Together they flew through the air.
But seahorses can't breathe in air.
So Share died. (awww...)
Nod then flew into a great mountain range,
where he met a grumpy pink gorilla called Josh.
who was bullying a oatmeal cookie called JJ.
The other oatmeal cookies sang a great song
... Twinkle twinkle little star.
Nod flew down and saved the cookie!
(Everyone Cheered)
But they both crashed into a mountain.
That popped out of nowhere O.O Oo.
Meanwhile, Share revived.
Thanks to a magic trash can.
and flew to cloud number 8.
Darn...
one cloud short.
Liz the Angel flew down to earth
and turned Josh into an Omlette du Fromage.
Yes...
a CHEESE OMELETTE
... that can play a guitar
Meanwhile JJ the Oatmeal cookie met
5 enchanted Root Beer Floats.
They were Milu, Reinnie, Chloe , Sandra, Yifang and Kaili
Oh wait... that's 6.
Together they danced around the toadstool.
And made the local Leprechaun very jealous.
Because JJ could Breakdance
Share is now dead again.
But let's not talk about it.
Josh the Omelette is having trouble strumming.
They feature him on Newsweek, Times and the National Geographic.
Oh...
and Seventeen.
Nod the cookie crumbled to the floor and
turned into a huuuuuuuuuuge. TEDDY BEAR O.O
That ate the Mountain
O.O ....
Share is still dead.
An old man floats across the Red Sea in a green pea boat.
HA.
The END =DDD
P.S. I know I know, I can't do it as well as you can, DON XP
But at least I tried XD