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Jun 18, 2005 17:19

*Gets word on who's representing Anairë.*

*Thinks the situation is serious enough to warrant swearing.*

Oh crap.

*Not TOO much swearing of course.*

Why do people always ask me for legal advice? Why don't people ever ask me about copper? I know about copper...

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_fingolfin June 18 2005, 16:56:08 UTC

*thinks you'd better come up with something and quick*

*his chances can't be worse than Tom Robinson's, right?*

urundil June 18 2005, 16:59:51 UTC

*Well you won't be shot unless you act like a TOTAL arse in court.*

_fingolfin June 18 2005, 17:01:58 UTC

*so armor would be a good thing then, yes?*

urundil June 18 2005, 17:05:15 UTC

*facepalm.*

Please. Let me do most of the talking?

_fingolfin June 18 2005, 17:10:51 UTC

You're the boss. Boss. 0:)

urundil June 18 2005, 17:21:29 UTC

Erm, I've found out who's representing your wife. Ever heard of Gimilkhâd? He's sort of devious, unscrupulous and well, everything I'm not. :S

_fingolfin June 18 2005, 17:25:05 UTC

Obviously someone got our lawyers confused. >:( Well. Well, fuck.

Say. He's one of my descendants. Isn't that a bloody conflict of interest or something?

urundil June 18 2005, 17:27:44 UTC

He's about thirty times removed or something and he doesn't identify himself as elvish at all anyway. I could TRY and lodge a complaint but I don't see it working. Besides, he's one of Anaire's descendants too.

_fingolfin June 18 2005, 17:32:00 UTC

Well, yeah, he's her descendant, too. That's my point.

What do you suggest, then? I figure the adultery angle's the best I've got, but they're bound to try to twist it around to being my fault.

urundil June 18 2005, 17:36:37 UTC

We could have a meeting outside of court before this kicks off. We could try to appeal to her sense of, uh, compassion? Try to persuade her to make a reasonable settlement before things get messy?

_fingolfin June 18 2005, 17:40:22 UTC

Compassion??

*snorts*

Still, it's not a bad idea. Can't hurt, anyway. Unless she starts crying. :S

urundil June 18 2005, 17:45:54 UTC

Anaire's your only hope, Gimilkhad won't help us, he's a mercenary swine. He'll try to get her to screw you for every penny.

Unless she starts crying.

*groans* It's a risk but probably worth it.

_fingolfin June 18 2005, 17:52:17 UTC

That's fine. It's not like I have any intention of paying no matter what the ruling. You're probably right. I suppose this will call for some measure of phony commiseration on my part?

Seriously. If she's cries, I'm fucked. I can't help it. :/

golfins_missus June 18 2005, 18:08:57 UTC

*beware the ides of march hormones of doom*

_fingolfin June 18 2005, 18:58:02 UTC

*damned women*

*ulp*

golfins_missus June 18 2005, 20:04:20 UTC

*PH333AR*

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