FUCK!
GAH!!!!!!
i can't believe this utter SHIT!
did you fellowSHIT journal FUCKS honestly think you could hide from ME? pappa told me alllllllllll about you SHITFACES hiding out in this web-crap, so naturally, I AM HERE TO STALK YOU AND EVENTUALLY KILL YOU ALL!!! (kinda like I did this dipshit. ~smug grin~)
as expected of me, YOU ALL FUCKING SOMEHOW ANNOY ME!!!!!!! and you all need someone of the most great and evil status to PUT YOU IN YOUR FUCKING PLACES!!!!!! of course, I will KILL YOU ALL, but before that, I'm gonna tell it like it is. oh fucking hell, where to start?? so much fucking CRAP and so little time!!!!!!
first off, there's the fucking Famous Elf-Cream Supplying See-Through Undied Pixie Boy. whatta FUCKING nancy-ass!!!!! and a DANG-FARKING WHOREFACE too, uh? i'll ravagely FUCK HIM LIKE A *REAL* URUK-HAI and then PLUCK HIS FUCKING DAINTY LIL ARMS OFF!!!! YEHA. one by one. ooh yeha!!! then, i'd take his leather-clad human SLUTwench with the good ass and show'her what a *REAL* MIDDLE EARTH FUCK IS, right before I BITE HER PERDY HEAD OFF!!! YUM!!!!!!!!!
moving on, The Wise And Ancient Impotent Shit, who's probly still searching for "pussy" with his magic rod, should fucking just CHECK HIMSELF INTO THE OLD AGERS HOME AND GET IT THE FUCK OVER WITH. HAHAH!!!!!!!!! i could get chicks faster than YOU, SHITTY OLD COOT!!!! mercy!!! can you even get that thing up anymore??? and no, USING YOUR PANSY ASSED HARRY POTTERY MAGIC TRICKS DO NOT COUNT!!!
My Big Pappa. but a fucking ANNOYING old bugger!!!!!!!!!! won't let me leave for battle without fucking primping my armour. FUCK!!!!! dadsy, i think it's FUCKING TIME TO LAY THE FUCK OFF!!!!!! do you think making my farking armour look presentable matters when i'm THE FUCKING MOST POWERFUL EVIL WARRIOR TO EVER WALK THE MIDDLE EARTH??? you'd think YOU'D know this since YOU are the one who FUCKING CREATED ME. SENILE OLD SHIT!!!!!!!!
LOOK!!! it's a Dead Floating Blood-Shot Eyeball Brain. OOH, YOU'RE SCAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! did you really think your FUCKING STUPID ICON OF A CARTOON EYEBALL HEAD WOULD CAUSE FEAR IN YOUR VISITORS? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSER!!!
and the Deformed And One Versed Ugly Little Shit, should take his "precious" and STICK IT UP HIS FUCKING GREEN SLIMY ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck you!!!!! like i give a shit about your "precious"!!! if it weren't for "precious", NONE OF THIS SHIT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED and i would be fucking LYING ON A NUDIE BEACH IN BARBADOS RIGHT NOW!!!! FUCK!!!
l'essee. ooh, yer. I Don't Wanna Be Kingy But Hey, Look At Me Slay Orc Ass! whatta boring piece of SHIT. he doesn't even have much of a personality to fucking make fun of!! he thinks he's HOT SHIT for slaying orcs, but I'D LOVE TO SEE HIM JUST TRY AND SLAY *ME*. you'd be running off like your fucking nancyass HobbitBlower!!!!!!! and don't tell me the head midget gets your "protection" for FREE. HA!!! we all know how he "repays" you. DIRTY KINGY FUCK!!!!
then we gots Mr. My Life Is Carrots But No, I Ain't Fucking Gay. Gah! if you think sitting around picking fucking CARROTS all fucking day is a LIFE, holy shit, EVEN I WOULD SPARE YOU OUT OF SHEER FUCKING PITY. get a fucking LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! useless hobbit SHIT!!!!!!!
HAH!!! who's next? The Crocheting Tom-Boy Elven Whore (whats with these fucking elves?!!!!), who i too will beastly FUCK and then TIE HER FUCKING ELF LEGS INTO A BIG FAT KNOT over her fucking skinny but perdy head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kingy Shit should fucking THANK ME...much easier for him have fun like that!!!!!!!!! WHOREBAG!!!!!!
then we have Fucking Spooky Ass Wood Witch, with her hypnotic stare and evil powers!!!!!!! don't look into the bitch's eyes or she'll STEAL ALL YER FUCKING MONEY!!!!!!!!!!! i'd try and fuck the voodoo slut, BUT HER FUCKING EYES KEEP FUCKING UP MY BRAIN AND MAKE FORGET WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO IN THE FUCKING FIRST PLACE!!!! damn you!! SPARKLY WITCH BITCH!!!!!
useless Bilbo FAG-gins. Gah! i don't need to say another FUCKING word!!!
oh yeser. it's The Fucking Stupid And Hungry One. when the FUCK do you plan to get a BRAIN you sappy little shit??? i'll bet the world could end and you'd STILL be eating your fucking second breakfast!!!! do you even know what the FUCK is going on here?? allow me to clarify-"I-AM-GOING-TO-FUCKING-KILL-YOU". i hope you get it now. IDIOT MIDGET FUCK!!!!!!!
then, for the fucking creme du la creme, we gots da whiny Swiss Cheese Corpse of Gondor. IF ONLY HE'D JUST SHUT HIS BIG FAT FUCKING YAPPING MOUTH, AND JUST FUCKING *DIE* ALREADY!!!! do you need another 3 ARROWS shot into that scrawny little so-called CHEST??? do you???? DO YOU??? how's about 4?? Or 5?? OOH! 6 sound good!!!
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DIE! DIE!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mouthy Fucker!!!
how many good arrows do i have to fucking waste on you???? SHIT!!
as if all that isn't SHITTY enough, we're also riddled by fucking things that shouldn't even be able to fucking type.
Little Fucker Who Started All This Bloody Shit. FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE YAPPY SHIT!!!! Blah blah blah, "love me! i'm the one ring! and i am all powerful!!!!" ROLL YERSELF INTO THE FUCKING FIREY PITS OF HELL AND THEN SEE IF ANYONE *THERE* CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID STATUS QUO. FUCK YOU MOST OF ALL FOR THAT TRIP IN BARBADOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
then we have Branch Face. tell me, what the FUCK is a TREE doing with a fucking JOURNAL?? TAKE YOUR FUCKING FOREST PORN AND READ IT NEAR A LUMBERJACK!!!!! i'll turn you and your family into firewood!!!!! fucking old fucking, crapping *TREE!!!!*
death to Those Gosh Darn Annoying Devil-Worshipping Screaming Banshee Shits. STOP THAT FUCKING WAILING ALREADY, YOU ARE BREAKING MY FUCKING EARDRUMS!!!!! do that again, and I'll SHOW YOU EXACTLY ~HOW~ LOUD YOU CAN SCREAM!!!!!! undead FUCKS!!!!!!
and you, 8 Legged Masturbatory Dream. you stupid arachnoid SHIT!!!!! you talk like your so tough when in reality YOUR A TEENY TINY WORTHLESS INSECT FUCK WHO'D GET STEPPED ON AND SQUASHED IF HE EVER LEFT HIS FUCKING STINKING CAVE!!!!!! I EAT bugs like you on top of my fucking HAMBURGERS!!!! LICK ME!!!!!!!
My Water's Breaking! My Water's Breaking!! well i guess if a fucking TREE can have a journal then why the FUCK can't a giant aquatic tongue, ah? SINK THE FUCK BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM BECAUSE YOU SMELL LIKE A MOLDY PILE OF DECOMPOSING FISH SHIT!! REJECT!!!
ya'know, being head uruk-hai and saruman's pet ~glow~ comes with it's advantages. besides my manly and rugged good looks, i've gots some REAL good insights. noticed that a select group of the pansy journals seemed real similar-most likely due to the fact THAT MOST OF THEM HAVE THE SAME LOW-LIFE IDIOT PUPPETMASTER CONTROLLING THEM. so like I have to fucking wonder what kind of a fucking life someone has to SIT AROUND ALL FUCKING DAY WITH THEIR 15 DIFFERENT LOTR CHARACTER USERNAMES ARGUING WITH THE OTHER FUCKWITS. FUCKER!!!!! and onto the list...
so yer, it's the Raging Fuckwit Who's Pissed At The World Because No One Loves Him. let me ask you this fara-fuck, -DO YOU FUCKING BLAME THEM YOU FUCKING ANNOYING BITTER PIECE OF ORC SHIT?????? who the FUCK would EVER want to deal with YOUR SHIT???? not to mention lookin at your FUCKING UGLY NANCY FACE ALL THE TIME!!! i pity your Cross-Dressing Unfaithful Whore Of A Crapping Wife for having to LISTEN TO YOUR CRAP DAY IN AND DAY OUT. i would have just BROKE YOUR FUCKING NECK A LONG TIME AGO. LOSER!!!!!!! your Androgynoid Slut should SO go for Kingy there. he's a fucking dumbass too, but ANYONE IS BETTER THAN ~YOU~!!! even THIS STUPID SHIT!!!!! Gah!!!!!
and you, you fucking Vile Disgusting Bearded Shit!! how long has it been since you WASHED that fucking gangly beard, i still see particles of that FUCKING TACO you ate in 303 BC!!! "ale and women! ai! ale and women!!".. TYPICAL. maybe if I CUT YOUR FUCKING UGLY HEAD OFF, you'd actually get some tail. You'd look much 'sexxxxier' that way. please let me help you you crappy FUCK!!!!!! i only wish to see you get some snatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *VOMIT*
Drag Queen Head, or Mitzi whatever the FUCK. oh shit, to have a FIELD DAY with THIS one!!!!! what the hell to do when your leader comes out of the fucking closet. shit!! he scares even ME with that crapping crown of tulips!!! y'see, Zombie Man goes to visit him for ONE FUCKING DAY and then LOOK at what THE FUCK HAPPENS. I TOLD YOU TO SHUT THAT FUCKING BIG FAT MOUTH, YOU STUPID DEAD SHIT!!!! because of you, your people are now led by RuPaul!!!!! i hope you are proud. FUCKER!!!!!!!!
Head Fucking Midget Boy With Fark Ugly Toes I Could Crush With My Farking Pinky. IF I WERE YOU, I'D GO GET SOME FUCKING WAX FOR THOSE FUCKING HAIRY FEET OF YOURS BEFORE I START PLAYING AROUND WITH MY FUCKING VIAGRA!!! who the hell cares if you can get it up when all the chicks fucking run away after they see those GODAWFUL FUCKING FINS of yers???? and CLEAN YOUR FUCKING FINGERNAILS ONCE IN A WHILE!!!!! BLECH!
even worse than the farking fellowSHITS themselves....we now gots some FUCKING LAMEASS IMPOSTERS AND COPYCATS THAT I AM FUCKING TOO LAZY TO FIND THE FUCKING URLS TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so far there's some legolas (elfie-slut) wannabe and a galadriel (voodoo whore) wannabe made up by SOME FUCKING UNORIGINAL LOWLIFE SHIT WHO JUST MAKES MY FUCKING JOB EVEN FUCKING HARDER!!!! as if the ~authentic~ and ~original~ ones were'nt FUCKING BAD ENOUGH, now i have to KILL ALL THE LAMER IMPOSTERS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so what if some of the ~original~ fellowSHITs don't want to fucking play with you, or talk about YOUR FUCKING EGG ROLLLS!!!!!! DO YOU HAVE TO GO AND FUCKING ADD ~MORE~ ACCOUNTS TO THE OTHER 15 YOU ALREADY FUCKING HAVE, and make your own dumbass imitation playmates to try n' take their farking places???!!!!! FUCKING CRAPPING BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dammit!!!! MORE???!! ANOTHER Farking Veggie Fucker. and that Useless Crock He Calls A Wife. i'll fuck the doey out of the teeny tiny bitch but she's SO FUCKING SHORT I'D FUCKING LOSE HER UNDER MY STRONG MANLY URUK THIGHS!!
HEAR ME!!! for i am Lurtz, who knows no fear or pain!!!!!
I WILL KILL YOU!!! KILL YOU ALL!!!! with one swift FUCKING BLOW! YOU FARKING SISSY SHITS!!! MUAHAHHA!!!!
i can't believe this utter SHIT!
did you fellowSHIT journal FUCKS honestly think you could hide from ME? pappa told me alllllllllll about you SHITFACES hiding out in this web-crap, so naturally, I AM HERE TO STALK YOU AND EVENTUALLY KILL YOU ALL!!! (kinda like I did this dipshit. ~smug grin~)
as expected of me, YOU ALL FUCKING SOMEHOW ANNOY ME!!!!!!! and you all need someone of the most great and evil status to PUT YOU IN YOUR FUCKING PLACES!!!!!! of course, I will KILL YOU ALL, but before that, I'm gonna tell it like it is. oh fucking hell, where to start?? so much fucking CRAP and so little time!!!!!!
first off, there's the fucking Famous Elf-Cream Supplying See-Through Undied Pixie Boy. whatta FUCKING nancy-ass!!!!! and a DANG-FARKING WHOREFACE too, uh? i'll ravagely FUCK HIM LIKE A *REAL* URUK-HAI and then PLUCK HIS FUCKING DAINTY LIL ARMS OFF!!!! YEHA. one by one. ooh yeha!!! then, i'd take his leather-clad human SLUTwench with the good ass and show'her what a *REAL* MIDDLE EARTH FUCK IS, right before I BITE HER PERDY HEAD OFF!!! YUM!!!!!!!!!
moving on, The Wise And Ancient Impotent Shit, who's probly still searching for "pussy" with his magic rod, should fucking just CHECK HIMSELF INTO THE OLD AGERS HOME AND GET IT THE FUCK OVER WITH. HAHAH!!!!!!!!! i could get chicks faster than YOU, SHITTY OLD COOT!!!! mercy!!! can you even get that thing up anymore??? and no, USING YOUR PANSY ASSED HARRY POTTERY MAGIC TRICKS DO NOT COUNT!!!
My Big Pappa. but a fucking ANNOYING old bugger!!!!!!!!!! won't let me leave for battle without fucking primping my armour. FUCK!!!!! dadsy, i think it's FUCKING TIME TO LAY THE FUCK OFF!!!!!! do you think making my farking armour look presentable matters when i'm THE FUCKING MOST POWERFUL EVIL WARRIOR TO EVER WALK THE MIDDLE EARTH??? you'd think YOU'D know this since YOU are the one who FUCKING CREATED ME. SENILE OLD SHIT!!!!!!!!
LOOK!!! it's a Dead Floating Blood-Shot Eyeball Brain. OOH, YOU'RE SCAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! did you really think your FUCKING STUPID ICON OF A CARTOON EYEBALL HEAD WOULD CAUSE FEAR IN YOUR VISITORS? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSER!!!
and the Deformed And One Versed Ugly Little Shit, should take his "precious" and STICK IT UP HIS FUCKING GREEN SLIMY ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck you!!!!! like i give a shit about your "precious"!!! if it weren't for "precious", NONE OF THIS SHIT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED and i would be fucking LYING ON A NUDIE BEACH IN BARBADOS RIGHT NOW!!!! FUCK!!!
l'essee. ooh, yer. I Don't Wanna Be Kingy But Hey, Look At Me Slay Orc Ass! whatta boring piece of SHIT. he doesn't even have much of a personality to fucking make fun of!! he thinks he's HOT SHIT for slaying orcs, but I'D LOVE TO SEE HIM JUST TRY AND SLAY *ME*. you'd be running off like your fucking nancyass HobbitBlower!!!!!!! and don't tell me the head midget gets your "protection" for FREE. HA!!! we all know how he "repays" you. DIRTY KINGY FUCK!!!!
then we gots Mr. My Life Is Carrots But No, I Ain't Fucking Gay. Gah! if you think sitting around picking fucking CARROTS all fucking day is a LIFE, holy shit, EVEN I WOULD SPARE YOU OUT OF SHEER FUCKING PITY. get a fucking LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! useless hobbit SHIT!!!!!!!
HAH!!! who's next? The Crocheting Tom-Boy Elven Whore (whats with these fucking elves?!!!!), who i too will beastly FUCK and then TIE HER FUCKING ELF LEGS INTO A BIG FAT KNOT over her fucking skinny but perdy head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kingy Shit should fucking THANK ME...much easier for him have fun like that!!!!!!!!! WHOREBAG!!!!!!
then we have Fucking Spooky Ass Wood Witch, with her hypnotic stare and evil powers!!!!!!! don't look into the bitch's eyes or she'll STEAL ALL YER FUCKING MONEY!!!!!!!!!!! i'd try and fuck the voodoo slut, BUT HER FUCKING EYES KEEP FUCKING UP MY BRAIN AND MAKE FORGET WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO IN THE FUCKING FIRST PLACE!!!! damn you!! SPARKLY WITCH BITCH!!!!!
useless Bilbo FAG-gins. Gah! i don't need to say another FUCKING word!!!
oh yeser. it's The Fucking Stupid And Hungry One. when the FUCK do you plan to get a BRAIN you sappy little shit??? i'll bet the world could end and you'd STILL be eating your fucking second breakfast!!!! do you even know what the FUCK is going on here?? allow me to clarify-"I-AM-GOING-TO-FUCKING-KILL-YOU". i hope you get it now. IDIOT MIDGET FUCK!!!!!!!
then, for the fucking creme du la creme, we gots da whiny Swiss Cheese Corpse of Gondor. IF ONLY HE'D JUST SHUT HIS BIG FAT FUCKING YAPPING MOUTH, AND JUST FUCKING *DIE* ALREADY!!!! do you need another 3 ARROWS shot into that scrawny little so-called CHEST??? do you???? DO YOU??? how's about 4?? Or 5?? OOH! 6 sound good!!!
*ping!*
*ping!*
*ping!*
*ping!*
*ping!*
*ping!*
DIE! DIE!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mouthy Fucker!!!
how many good arrows do i have to fucking waste on you???? SHIT!!
as if all that isn't SHITTY enough, we're also riddled by fucking things that shouldn't even be able to fucking type.
Little Fucker Who Started All This Bloody Shit. FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE YAPPY SHIT!!!! Blah blah blah, "love me! i'm the one ring! and i am all powerful!!!!" ROLL YERSELF INTO THE FUCKING FIREY PITS OF HELL AND THEN SEE IF ANYONE *THERE* CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID STATUS QUO. FUCK YOU MOST OF ALL FOR THAT TRIP IN BARBADOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
then we have Branch Face. tell me, what the FUCK is a TREE doing with a fucking JOURNAL?? TAKE YOUR FUCKING FOREST PORN AND READ IT NEAR A LUMBERJACK!!!!! i'll turn you and your family into firewood!!!!! fucking old fucking, crapping *TREE!!!!*
death to Those Gosh Darn Annoying Devil-Worshipping Screaming Banshee Shits. STOP THAT FUCKING WAILING ALREADY, YOU ARE BREAKING MY FUCKING EARDRUMS!!!!! do that again, and I'll SHOW YOU EXACTLY ~HOW~ LOUD YOU CAN SCREAM!!!!!! undead FUCKS!!!!!!
and you, 8 Legged Masturbatory Dream. you stupid arachnoid SHIT!!!!! you talk like your so tough when in reality YOUR A TEENY TINY WORTHLESS INSECT FUCK WHO'D GET STEPPED ON AND SQUASHED IF HE EVER LEFT HIS FUCKING STINKING CAVE!!!!!! I EAT bugs like you on top of my fucking HAMBURGERS!!!! LICK ME!!!!!!!
My Water's Breaking! My Water's Breaking!! well i guess if a fucking TREE can have a journal then why the FUCK can't a giant aquatic tongue, ah? SINK THE FUCK BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM BECAUSE YOU SMELL LIKE A MOLDY PILE OF DECOMPOSING FISH SHIT!! REJECT!!!
ya'know, being head uruk-hai and saruman's pet ~glow~ comes with it's advantages. besides my manly and rugged good looks, i've gots some REAL good insights. noticed that a select group of the pansy journals seemed real similar-most likely due to the fact THAT MOST OF THEM HAVE THE SAME LOW-LIFE IDIOT PUPPETMASTER CONTROLLING THEM. so like I have to fucking wonder what kind of a fucking life someone has to SIT AROUND ALL FUCKING DAY WITH THEIR 15 DIFFERENT LOTR CHARACTER USERNAMES ARGUING WITH THE OTHER FUCKWITS. FUCKER!!!!! and onto the list...
so yer, it's the Raging Fuckwit Who's Pissed At The World Because No One Loves Him. let me ask you this fara-fuck, -DO YOU FUCKING BLAME THEM YOU FUCKING ANNOYING BITTER PIECE OF ORC SHIT?????? who the FUCK would EVER want to deal with YOUR SHIT???? not to mention lookin at your FUCKING UGLY NANCY FACE ALL THE TIME!!! i pity your Cross-Dressing Unfaithful Whore Of A Crapping Wife for having to LISTEN TO YOUR CRAP DAY IN AND DAY OUT. i would have just BROKE YOUR FUCKING NECK A LONG TIME AGO. LOSER!!!!!!! your Androgynoid Slut should SO go for Kingy there. he's a fucking dumbass too, but ANYONE IS BETTER THAN ~YOU~!!! even THIS STUPID SHIT!!!!! Gah!!!!!
and you, you fucking Vile Disgusting Bearded Shit!! how long has it been since you WASHED that fucking gangly beard, i still see particles of that FUCKING TACO you ate in 303 BC!!! "ale and women! ai! ale and women!!".. TYPICAL. maybe if I CUT YOUR FUCKING UGLY HEAD OFF, you'd actually get some tail. You'd look much 'sexxxxier' that way. please let me help you you crappy FUCK!!!!!! i only wish to see you get some snatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *VOMIT*
Drag Queen Head, or Mitzi whatever the FUCK. oh shit, to have a FIELD DAY with THIS one!!!!! what the hell to do when your leader comes out of the fucking closet. shit!! he scares even ME with that crapping crown of tulips!!! y'see, Zombie Man goes to visit him for ONE FUCKING DAY and then LOOK at what THE FUCK HAPPENS. I TOLD YOU TO SHUT THAT FUCKING BIG FAT MOUTH, YOU STUPID DEAD SHIT!!!! because of you, your people are now led by RuPaul!!!!! i hope you are proud. FUCKER!!!!!!!!
Head Fucking Midget Boy With Fark Ugly Toes I Could Crush With My Farking Pinky. IF I WERE YOU, I'D GO GET SOME FUCKING WAX FOR THOSE FUCKING HAIRY FEET OF YOURS BEFORE I START PLAYING AROUND WITH MY FUCKING VIAGRA!!! who the hell cares if you can get it up when all the chicks fucking run away after they see those GODAWFUL FUCKING FINS of yers???? and CLEAN YOUR FUCKING FINGERNAILS ONCE IN A WHILE!!!!! BLECH!
even worse than the farking fellowSHITS themselves....we now gots some FUCKING LAMEASS IMPOSTERS AND COPYCATS THAT I AM FUCKING TOO LAZY TO FIND THE FUCKING URLS TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so far there's some legolas (elfie-slut) wannabe and a galadriel (voodoo whore) wannabe made up by SOME FUCKING UNORIGINAL LOWLIFE SHIT WHO JUST MAKES MY FUCKING JOB EVEN FUCKING HARDER!!!! as if the ~authentic~ and ~original~ ones were'nt FUCKING BAD ENOUGH, now i have to KILL ALL THE LAMER IMPOSTERS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so what if some of the ~original~ fellowSHITs don't want to fucking play with you, or talk about YOUR FUCKING EGG ROLLLS!!!!!! DO YOU HAVE TO GO AND FUCKING ADD ~MORE~ ACCOUNTS TO THE OTHER 15 YOU ALREADY FUCKING HAVE, and make your own dumbass imitation playmates to try n' take their farking places???!!!!! FUCKING CRAPPING BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dammit!!!! MORE???!! ANOTHER Farking Veggie Fucker. and that Useless Crock He Calls A Wife. i'll fuck the doey out of the teeny tiny bitch but she's SO FUCKING SHORT I'D FUCKING LOSE HER UNDER MY STRONG MANLY URUK THIGHS!!
HEAR ME!!! for i am Lurtz, who knows no fear or pain!!!!!
I WILL KILL YOU!!! KILL YOU ALL!!!! with one swift FUCKING BLOW! YOU FARKING SISSY SHITS!!! MUAHAHHA!!!!