Impatient Asshole
Oh man, I totally forgot about this gem of a story. :D
Yesterday, I went with Sally and Rob to the Futureshop to pick up some CDs and DVDs and when I was waiting in line, I got the absolute pleasure of standing in front of a pair of royal, grade-A assholes. The one was standing way too close behind me and kept talking loudly about how incompetant the workers were. So I moved away a bit.
Then one of the girls behind the till further down asked us in the line if there was anyone paying with debit or credit. Before I could even take the first step to move over there, the asshole behind me moves to go. =_= So I sort of look behind me, move forward and say "me," and as I start walking, the guy goes and says "Yeah, don't keep a hold up, sweetheart."
OH MY FUCK. If it wasn't for the fact I just wanted to get my shit and I had already started walking, I would have fucking EXPLODED in that guy's ugly fucking face. >_____<;; URGH.
Yes, I guess he did have a point. I mean, I waited about one second before I responded to the girl. I'm totally incapable of shopping. Clearly, a disabled monkey on life support would have had a better reaction time than little ol' me did.
The funny thing is that we saw him again right after in Dominion. So Sally mentioned that they're probably gay, I said that was an insult to all gay people everywhere. Then when we walked past them, the shorter stumpy shithead said "oh, right, you pillowbiter." Hm. That doesn't even require any commentary on my part. It's nice when assholes just do their own job of making fun of themselves. That, and having their head thrown so far up their ass saves me the trouble of having to throw my foot up there.
Yesterday, I went with Sally and Rob to the Futureshop to pick up some CDs and DVDs and when I was waiting in line, I got the absolute pleasure of standing in front of a pair of royal, grade-A assholes. The one was standing way too close behind me and kept talking loudly about how incompetant the workers were. So I moved away a bit.
Then one of the girls behind the till further down asked us in the line if there was anyone paying with debit or credit. Before I could even take the first step to move over there, the asshole behind me moves to go. =_= So I sort of look behind me, move forward and say "me," and as I start walking, the guy goes and says "Yeah, don't keep a hold up, sweetheart."
OH MY FUCK. If it wasn't for the fact I just wanted to get my shit and I had already started walking, I would have fucking EXPLODED in that guy's ugly fucking face. >_____<;; URGH.
Yes, I guess he did have a point. I mean, I waited about one second before I responded to the girl. I'm totally incapable of shopping. Clearly, a disabled monkey on life support would have had a better reaction time than little ol' me did.
The funny thing is that we saw him again right after in Dominion. So Sally mentioned that they're probably gay, I said that was an insult to all gay people everywhere. Then when we walked past them, the shorter stumpy shithead said "oh, right, you pillowbiter." Hm. That doesn't even require any commentary on my part. It's nice when assholes just do their own job of making fun of themselves. That, and having their head thrown so far up their ass saves me the trouble of having to throw my foot up there.