Title: Cheering Up a Jealous Bunny
Author: urufu
Characters: Chinen Yuri, Yamada Ryosuke, Nakayama Yuma
Genre: Crack
Rating: G
Summary: Yuma co-acted with Umika. Yamada co-acted with Ohno-kun. Chinen... became a bunny.
Warning: OOCness, randomness, crappy writer. I've warned you! Oh man, my writing skill has degraded a lot .__.v
It was a very calm situation in NYC’s dressing room. Yuma was randomly flipping through pages of a female fashion magazine (don’t even ask how he got that) while Yamada was struggling silently with his iron hair, straightening unwanted curly bangs on his locks.
Then, the smallest NYC member entered the room. He kind of slammed the door as he closed it.
“Oh, Chinen,” Yamada greeted from the make up table.
Chinen didn’t reply. He sat on the sofa.
“You’re late today,” Yuma started a conversation.
Chinen still didn’t answer. He pulled out his smartphone then started typing things.
Yuma raised his eyebrows, but then just shrugged it off.
Minutes have passed. Chinen was still busy with his phone, Yuma was still reading, and Yamada was cursing himself for burning a small part of his bang.
Suddenly, Chinen snatched the magazine away from Yuma’s hand.
“Hey! I’m still reading it!”
Chinen seemed not care as he began to flip the pages.
“There are other magazines on the cabinet. Why did you take mine?” Yuma complained.
“There are other actresses in this industry. Why did you take my Umika?”
Silence. Chinen read the magazine calmly. Yuma and Yamada glanced each other.
“...I thought you’ve forgiven me.”
“I didn’t say I do.”
Yuma bit his lips, not knowing what to do next.
“Chinen-kun, you know this is just a work--“
“Of course I know.”
“--then you should have forgiven me!”
Chinen didn’t react at all. Yuma sighed in defeat.
“Chinen, don’t be such a kid. He didn’t mean any harm when taking the drama contract...” Yamada commented, trying to defend Yuma. He drank his tea from a cup.
“Yeah right, Ohno-kun stealer.”
Yamada was choked on his tea. Yuma got up, rubbing his back carefully as he was coughing loudly.
“Chinen...” Yamada managed to talk again after calming down from the cough. “I’ve apologized to you for hundreds times.
Chinen closed the magazine, leaning back to the soft sofa as he let out a long sigh.
“Kami-samaaaa! Why life’s so unfair??” gloomy aura was radiating until 2 metres away from Chinen, strong enough to wither any flowers near him.
“Why~ Why not me~?” animated tears flowing down from his eyes.
Yuma scratched his head. “What should we do now?”
Yamada put his fingers on his chin, thinking.
“How about...”
Yamada and Yuma nodded at each other. They worked on their own phones.
“Oi, Chinen...” Yamada tapped the chibi’s sulking shoulder. “I got something to tell you.”
Chinen still didn’t turn his head.
“Actually, I got a invitation for dinner tonight. From Ohno-kun.”
Chinen’s ears moved a bit.
“He wanted to celebrate the end of the shootings with me and the rest of the casts. Then... He asked me if you could also come.”
Animated bunny ears appeared on his head. “He-- He did~?”
Yamada was almost blinded by Chinen’s big sparkling eyes.
“Y-Yes. He said he would send a mail to you. Have he sent it to you yet?”
“No, but OHNO-KUN DID~??” Chinen’s bunny ears stood straight. His big eyes were still sparkling and his animated bunny tail moved enthusiastically. (For a reference, you can see LINE’s Cony XD)
Chinen’s phone vibrated. The owner blushed in pink after seeing who was calling him.
“Moshi moshi. Umi-chan. Un. I have a practice today. Un. I’ve had my lunch, don’t worry. Un. What? Noo! I didn’t bully Yuma! It was just his imagination. I’m not mad with him at all! Haha. Yes, dear. Don’t worry. I’m fine. Un. Miss you, too. See you on Saturday! Okay, bye bye Umi-chan. Mmuah. Hehehe.”
Chinen finished his phone conversation with a huge grin.
“So... Chinen? Do you feel better?” Yamada asked, ensuring.
Chinen turned to the remaining two with a pout.
“You guys! I swear I won’t watch Pin to Kona and 24 Hours TV’s drama SP! Not in a million yeeears!”
He exited the room immediately.
“Why is he jumping like a rabbit?” Yuma commented at Chinen’s way of exiting. Pyon pyon pyon~
“Well, instead of angry, he looks rather ecstatic now,” Yamada smirked to the taller boy.
“Hmm, I wonder if he really won’t watch our dramas...”
“He will, trust me. No matter how jealous he is, it’s still Umika’s and Ohno-kun’s drama, after all.”
“You’re right. By the way, about that invitation...”
“Actually I mailed Ohno-kun, asking if it’s okay to invite him. He said he was glad to also have Chinen. Yokatta.”
“I also mailed Umika-chan that Chinen-kun needed a call from her. I think she understood very well her boyfriend’s mental condition right now.”
“Pffft,” the boys stiffled their laugh.
The pyon pyon sound could be heard again from the outside.
“You guys!” the chibi bunny guy came back, pointing at the boys. “This time around I forgive you. But if you do it again next time, I... I... I will ruin your life~!!”
Then the bunny was gone again.
“Well... With those bunny ears attached, I didn't feel threatened at all.”
Yamada and Yuma laughed together. This time, they were safe from the berserk Chinen.
~Owari~
Sorry for everything m(_ _)m