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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month globedoc and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In March I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In October I gave _53 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In August I pulled minn's hair (-5 points). In January I gave skygypsy a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been nice (18 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
uru_virgo