Best. Goddess. Ever.

[ursulav]

There is an Aztec goddess called Mayahuel who is the goddess of agave. (The usual mythological thing where somebody dies and is buried and comes up as a plant. You get that a lot. It’s one of the acceptable ways to die if you’re a god.)

Mayahuel has four hundred breasts, lactates pulque (the fermented drink made from agave nectar) and has four

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[oscy]

Oh please please tell me there will be a painting of hordes of bunnies with cocktail shakers/glasses. X3

[zianuray]

This, oh lordy, this.

[therhoda]

I'm with them! the drunken bunnies are Calling

[paradigmshifty]

Oh Danny boy...

[schreibergasse]

I am now imagining Ometochtli as the god of the two-day hangover.
Or, I guess, two-day bender.

[movingfinger]

You mean the oh, god...

[neotoma]

The Four Hundred Rabbits are pretty benign for gods. Especially for Aztec gods -- they just drag you out to the desert for drunken barbeques.

I’ll just get a plague of bunnies bearing cocktail shakers.

Considering rabbit gods are Trickster gods, maybe you'd better not risk it.

[dianavilliers]

I hear they dig burrows and then invite crayfish over...

[brenda_ea]

I can't help wondering if El-ahrairah is in there somewhere...

[t_c_da]

By pure blind coincidence, this turned up in my friends feed - diamonds made from tequila fumes...