It Warms A Paladin's Heart...

[ursulav]

Today, as we faced the Lawful Evil lich trying to get us to recover his stolen phylactery, the lich (Percival) asked the fatal question "What do they TEACH you in paladin school?!"

Rooster didn't even get to open his mouth. The entire party jumped in.

"Not to trust orphans!"
"To burn things and sow them with salt!"
"Hand out pamphlets!"
"...something

Comments

[timprov]

"I have a 16 in Diplomacy! I can write laws!"

Shouldn't that be "I have a 4 in Diplomacy and 2s in Intelligence and Wisdom!"?

[tygenco_x]

"...something about demon nipples!"

Hahaha! The post where you recounted all of that is still one of my favorite things to read! XD This post will be another one I go reread because it makes me laugh :D

[swordmage]

I seem to have misplaced my bookmark for that one - got it?

[rebelsheart]

http://ursulav.livejournal.com/1492215.html

[tygenco_x]

Yes, there :)

[icedrake]

Your party, what would you say its cumulative sanity rating might be?

(I can guess at what Kevin's sanity rating is :)

[rebelsheart]

Rush throws off the results. You have to treat him as an outlier.

[shoshanar]

I get the feeling Kevin may be living out the effects of those two classic ancient Chinese curses:

"May you live in interesting times." "May you find what you seek."

Exciting game? Interesting party? CHECK!

[dymaxion]

You know, if I'd found a campaign with people this insane^Winventive, I might still be playing D&D, instead of having given it up for playing "serious" games in the Nordic art-larp scene.

[azurelunatic]

Is the HOA more or less evil than the lich?

[frieliegh]

Generally more - I'm betting they're tutoring him in his off hours.