Not dead!

[ursulav]

I’m not dead! Just busy.

Actually, that’s a total lie. I am not busy. I am between busy-nesses, I have handed everything in early and waiting on editors and art directors, and so I am playing a lot of Skyrim….mmm….Skyrim….which is significant in having more cabbages per capita than any fantasy game ever made*, and working on various other projects

Comments

[derakon]

On the assumption that "vajazzled" refers to vaginas (romance novels, presumably), I was struck by the concept of a blinding glare off of someones nether bits. And then you mentioned hot glue.

So, thanks for that.

[chipuni]

Vajazzled... uhmm... look it up.

It might just involve hot glue. I've never asked details on exactly how it's done.

[enui_iune]

apparently not.
This page http://www.vajazzling.com/content/what-vajazzling did not cause me to reach for the brainbleach but made me LOL and WTF a lot (especially the part from Jennifer Love Hewitt).

[kineko]

The.. What. I don't even.. WHAT? OO

[melebeth]

Armored riding quail!!!!!

This post makes me extraordinarily happy, because you are so wonderfully and delightfully the person who I would expect you to be after reading and loving Digger for so long.

[alicephilippa]

I loled. The cats then gave me a hard stare because I woke them up from a(nother) nap.

I'm afraid there is now way to pay for damages unless it's in the form of tuna and the banking service is unable to deal in the transference of sea creatures. (Avoids inserting regional joke about poorly sea creatures). (Oh what the hell). That is unless it is sick squid.

ill cephalopod?

[perkyrusalka]

...Oh. British pun. I get it now. That's terrible! :)

[ellixis]

groooooooooan

[alicephilippa]

Icon love.

[tashabear]

If you get veg-tanned leather really wet, it molds just like clay. The pliability depends on the quality and thickness of the leather, but I think you'll enjoy it. :-D

[archangelbeth]

Books, in my world, are made primarily of good and serviceable sentences, surrounding a few polished jewels of prose

I send you many less-than-3s. <3

[starcat_jewel]

Yes, very much this. When the writer spends too much time polishing every sentence so that it screams "HEY LOOK AT ME DAMMIT!", the net overall effect is pretentiousness.

[mmegaera]

I'll match that donation.