The Sequence Of Events

[ursulav]

So it kinda went down like this, in case the police ever ask.

First, my mom called.

My phone was in my pants. We had, however, moved to the No Pants Portion Of The Evening. (This is not a euphemism. I just detest pants and take them off around eight-ish, where I move to pajamas or yoga pants.) So the pants were on the dresser.

To reach my pants,

Comments

[fatfred]

It's an Ursula story.

I believe it!

[gardenwaltz]

No jury in the world indeed.

[metachaos]

*giggles hysterically*

So glad I was not eating or drinking when I read this.

[alicephilippa]

I was. And now I must change the bedding.

[aurora77]

I read the first line to my husband and he immediately settled in for me to read him a good Ursula story.

I could hardly get it out about halfway through from laughing so hard. It's a good thing the neighbors are having a party, because it's way too late to laugh this loud.

Ow, my side hurts. And my eye, from wiping away tears after putting on lotion. Oh dear. I feel another gigglefit coming on...

[homelyletters]

I read these aloud to the spousal unit, but only after having read them to myself privately first. Otherwise I'll start cackling and never get the story finished.

[chipuni]

Note to self: Do NOT call Ursula during the No-Pants part of the evening.