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I'm having one of those mornings when I'm kind of scared I might suddenly die. It's a long story, and a silly one. I'm probably OK. But maybe not. You'd be scared too, and you'd feel silly about it.
So, just in case I suddenly keel over and die today, I feel like I should say something.
Um. Thanks for having me, Earth. You really suck sometimes, but you're pretty great too. When you don't suck, you can be so great.
And humans! Don't get me started about you guys! What a bunch of lovable knuckle-heads.
If I do die, it'll feel like way too soon. But I suppose that's inevitable, really. I'm not a good die-er, and any age will probably feel like way too soon. Or, maybe not.
I kind of love you. I wish we'd known each other better. I mean, not necessarily you personally, but... I kind of wish I'd known everybody better.
Yeah. So. This is getting awkward.
See you again, sometime. I hope.
It's been real. God damn, has it been real.
So, just in case I suddenly keel over and die today, I feel like I should say something.
Um. Thanks for having me, Earth. You really suck sometimes, but you're pretty great too. When you don't suck, you can be so great.
And humans! Don't get me started about you guys! What a bunch of lovable knuckle-heads.
If I do die, it'll feel like way too soon. But I suppose that's inevitable, really. I'm not a good die-er, and any age will probably feel like way too soon. Or, maybe not.
I kind of love you. I wish we'd known each other better. I mean, not necessarily you personally, but... I kind of wish I'd known everybody better.
Yeah. So. This is getting awkward.
See you again, sometime. I hope.
It's been real. God damn, has it been real.