226 - The Near Future
The near future, what a relative measurement of time. That could mean tomorrow, next week, next month, or, for me, in the next hundred years. When you are immortal, near means nothing.
So I guess I need to pick some. We'll start with the very near future. I am happily awaiting the very next suicide bombing. I don't even care which country it takes place in. It just amuses me, to no end, that these zealots think they are dying for God and are going to go to Heaven. I have a special place for these people. You should see the surprise on their faces when they realize where they are. It's delicious.
I am eagerly awaiting the general election to get underway in the United States. That entire country is really rather full of itself. The mudslinging is simply wonderful. And, much to the chagrin of the general populace, what gets aired is tame compared to the truth. Maybe, during the next election, I will arrange for more of the truth to get out.
Two words. Avian Flu. When I finally get that sucker perfected and it jumps species, I will be a very happy Lucifer. Mankind has no idea how paranoid it can be. HIV and Ebola, they are tests at the extremes. Bird flu, that should be fun. It will spread wonderfully, once I have it just right. I get giddy just thinking about it.
There. Three things in the near future. How near is my surprise.
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So I guess I need to pick some. We'll start with the very near future. I am happily awaiting the very next suicide bombing. I don't even care which country it takes place in. It just amuses me, to no end, that these zealots think they are dying for God and are going to go to Heaven. I have a special place for these people. You should see the surprise on their faces when they realize where they are. It's delicious.
I am eagerly awaiting the general election to get underway in the United States. That entire country is really rather full of itself. The mudslinging is simply wonderful. And, much to the chagrin of the general populace, what gets aired is tame compared to the truth. Maybe, during the next election, I will arrange for more of the truth to get out.
Two words. Avian Flu. When I finally get that sucker perfected and it jumps species, I will be a very happy Lucifer. Mankind has no idea how paranoid it can be. HIV and Ebola, they are tests at the extremes. Bird flu, that should be fun. It will spread wonderfully, once I have it just right. I get giddy just thinking about it.
There. Three things in the near future. How near is my surprise.
251 Words