Jan 22, 2004 13:02
Ladies and gentlemen, we're on day 4 of this atrocious sentencing, a mother housebound, deep in the trenches of suburbia, with a precocious 5yo, a restless 4yo, and a fever-stricken toddler. Let's move in for a closer look. Oh. What...what...WHAT is that...that smell? It would appear that the mother has not showered in many days. The older children seem to be provoking her. The 5yo, looks to be a girl, keeps asking to do some sort of "project," and the middle child is screaming...on the floor...something about wanting the mother to hold him. The sick baby is clinging to her like a newborn chimp. Who is this entering now? It looks to be the father of the children. Oh...oh...OH NO HE DIDN'T! He JUST asked the mother what's for dinner!! What ever will happen next? Will the family survive the mother's rage? Will the mother survive without succumbing to her rage? Tune in tomorrow to find out!
Okay, so we're feeling better now. I wrote most of that this morning, but had to keep getting up. We ordered pizza with coupons and Sagacious' fever is finally gone. I guess we'll all live another day. I still haven't had a shower, though, damnit.