Oh, damnation.

[ursako]

Riceboys, tardy students
Circle I Limbo

sneering waiters
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

those with bad hygene
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Libertarians
Circle IV Rolling Weights

picky eaters
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Objectivists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

the willfully ignorant
Circle VII Burning Sands

Republicans
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

General asshats
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell