Isn't It A Pity
My Rap Battle With Jax
fl1ppN Idiot (12:26:58 AM): chelsea is sexy
she makes meh feel hefty
you know what i'm sayin yo
lookin at this fine ho
makes my day man
aint life grand
fl1ppN Idiot (12:30:37 AM): chelsea starts with a C
and so does car
but aint no stang like a chelsea
chelsea is a C worthwhile
fl1ppN Idiot (12:32:28 AM): i've got my pride
in my friends
like michelle Mcbride
she's got a lot drive
and she's really fly
i'll give her a high five
fl1ppN Idiot (12:34:23 AM): eden's so cute
shes got a nice toot
what's a toot?
is it a hoot?
i just made it up
please don't strangle me
fl1ppN Idiot (12:39:40 AM): chelsea is thinkin
stuff in her head's chinkin
by the time she finishes one
i'll have written a ton
fl1ppN Idiot (12:41:08 AM): the ratio is seven to one
better speed it up, hon
the race is almost done
HURRY THE HELL UP SON
fl1ppN Idiot (12:42:10 AM): jackie's a rhymin foo
she does it like its old schoo
chelsea SUCKS
SHE DRIVES TRUCKS
fl1ppN Idiot (12:43:17 AM): becca deals drugs
she hates to give hugs
liane is bi
and so am i
Ur pOisOn hUrts (12:43:59 AM):
Theres a girl named JAckiE
Yea that chick is wacky
Lives down the street from me
Sickest bitch you'll ever see
Yea yo used to be a Buffy freak
Hmm i think all that tv made her brain leak
Some valuable information
Yea im bustin that vocation
While Jax is making up rhymes
She thinks im just squeezin limes
So now that the ratio's 10 to one
It's time to end my Jackie rhyme
Yup im done
fl1ppN Idiot (12:46:14 AM): 17
Ur pOisOn hUrts (12:46:29 AM): shush
fl1ppN Idiot (12:50:12 AM): shut your mouth
i'm from the south
i'm the kickass jax
i'll send you the fax
it says, "OHHH SNAP"
now you've got the clap
go see the docta
maybe even a proctor
guess what, i'm a sly cat
i'm pretty sweet with a bat
ball's so far you can't even see
yeah its the greatness that is me
Ur pOisOn hUrts (12:53:28 AM): l on the RUN l (12:49:58 AM): haha thanks its took me a while, unlike jackie who can shoot them out in 2 seconds
mrWW2 (12:51:30 AM): but urs was betterrrrrrrrr
fl1ppN Idiot (1:05:03 AM): the girl named wachala
likes to play mancala
talkin smack about jax
smelly boy chris only ACTS
so the story goes, on the bus
it was just the two of us
but one likes brittany w
just a dumb cheerleader too
shes stiill pretty super
gosh she makes me feel duper
ay her name is chelsea
but don't forget too, nasty
fl1ppN Idiot (1:09:21 AM): mrWW2 (1:08:53 AM): naa yo i shower yo....thats what keeps the smell as fresh as ever
fl1ppN Idiot (1:17:24 AM): fl1ppN Idiot (1:16:35 AM): do you have the big box?
mrWW2 (1:16:53 AM): naaa im actually leaving right now
mrWW2 (1:16:56 AM): im soo tirred
mrWW2 (1:16:59 AM): goodnight
fl1ppN Idiot (1:17:01 AM): night
fl1ppN Idiot (1:18:56 AM):
Ur pOisOn hUrts (1:29:48 AM):
Jump back missy
Now you're in a tissy
You think you're so slick
With your ball point bic
Well guess what, you're not
Go eat a fucking apricot
I hear they're sour
And they come from a flower?
Yea man that shit is nasty
And hey its a little wacky
Yo! just like that girl named Jackie
Who i heard might be tired
Thats too bad cause baby IM WIRED!
fl1ppN Idiot (1:31:10 AM): uhh fuck you
you suck too
cause i'm mad tired
i'm no where near wired
SO YOU MISSY BETTER BACK OFF
BEFORE I go SGHUJBDUIHDI SHOFF
Ur pOisOn hUrts (1:49:56 AM):
Alright you tired biotch
I'll leave you with your emo/screamo
That sounds like it's from your crotch
So yea hmm, now you're gonna go
fl1ppN Idiot (1:52:06 AM): my crotch sounds nice
fl1ppN Idiot is away at 1:52:06 AM.
ChelzZ