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so my sister was talking on speakerphone in her room, like 20 minutes ago while i was going up the stairs and i hear this conversation
friend - "so tell me about this bell guy"
me - *stops midway up stairs at mention of said "bell guy"*
friend - cont "whats his name? john?"
me - *choke choke...silently choke*
sam - “yea, john, hes older. In high school already.”
Friend - “ohh, wow! how long have you guys been going out?”
Me - *splutter *
Sam- “since the Friday before holloween, we had a church party”
Me - *dying of heart attack and still choking and spluttering *
Friend - “what does he look like? Is he hot?”
Me - *finally recovering enough to know that I don’t want to hear this * “AHEM! *calling from stairs * “SAM! I NEED THE PHONE!!!!!”
Sam - “I got to go, my sister wants the phone. Hah! Shes so jealous I know it…”
Me - *makes pitiful noises of disbelief *
So all in all, I feel very squicky…my life has been half stolen, half fabricated, and totally turned into my sister’s weird perverted fantasy
There are just no words