Dave's Sweet Loot
Me cataloging what he got for Christmas/his birthday!
2011
BIRTHDAY
Rose's timely arrival
Jade: Sicknasty gear and a heartfelt letter
John: A shield
Bro: 1 (one) not-shitty sword, 2 (two) not-shitty half-swords, 1 (one) cake in the shape of a half-sword, and countless cookies, some of which yes are in the shape of smuppets and all of which are arranged to spell out "Happy birthday Dave" or best approximation
CHRISTMAS
John: A chainmail shirt with a note saying pretend it’s mithril.
Dean: Dave Strider gets a CD of all the covers Metallica has ever done because HAVE YOU LISTENED TO THIS SHIT.
Santana: a jock strap. No, really. HE KNOWS WHY.
Beiste: A red sunglasses case and a note saying Let's see those eyes, kiddo.
Puck: Puck's gotten him this and Maroon5's latest CD.
Bro: a red smuppet, complete with shades. He'll also be getting a ton of cookies and a pocket watch that is a little more manly than that image but does have the wings. Cause, you know, Davesprite.
Kurt: He remembers a conversation about whether or not he could wear hot pink, so enjoy your ironic T-shirt and hoodie.
2011
BIRTHDAY
Rose's timely arrival
Jade: Sicknasty gear and a heartfelt letter
John: A shield
Bro: 1 (one) not-shitty sword, 2 (two) not-shitty half-swords, 1 (one) cake in the shape of a half-sword, and countless cookies, some of which yes are in the shape of smuppets and all of which are arranged to spell out "Happy birthday Dave" or best approximation
CHRISTMAS
John: A chainmail shirt with a note saying pretend it’s mithril.
Dean: Dave Strider gets a CD of all the covers Metallica has ever done because HAVE YOU LISTENED TO THIS SHIT.
Santana: a jock strap. No, really. HE KNOWS WHY.
Beiste: A red sunglasses case and a note saying Let's see those eyes, kiddo.
Puck: Puck's gotten him this and Maroon5's latest CD.
Bro: a red smuppet, complete with shades. He'll also be getting a ton of cookies and a pocket watch that is a little more manly than that image but does have the wings. Cause, you know, Davesprite.
Kurt: He remembers a conversation about whether or not he could wear hot pink, so enjoy your ironic T-shirt and hoodie.