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ironlass August 7 2011, 15:58:32 UTC
you ate my pudding?!
i didnt have any and now i know why!!
that is it dave this is the last straw
friendship...over!!!!!!!!!

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urnewkingbitch August 7 2011, 16:05:42 UTC
sorry harley
all i saw was the creamy perfection of it in the fridge and i was hungry
so i was like get in me right the fuck now because i just woke up
needed some sort of breakfast and pudding was calling my name in a highly becoming way

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ironlass August 7 2011, 16:08:24 UTC
dave
dave that was my pudding!!
how could you
how...
could...
you...
;(

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urnewkingbitch August 7 2011, 16:15:20 UTC
would you believe the evil twin brother schtick
ill make you some more as my way of heartfelt apology
im on my knees here harley

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text; turn4bout August 7 2011, 19:01:36 UTC
J3GUS COOLK1D
SM3LLS L1K3 YOUR 3T3RN4L SUNSH1N3 OF TH3 SPOTL3SS POK3RF4C3 M1GHT SH4TT3R
DO 1 N33D TO B3 R34DY TO P1CK UP TH3 D3L1C1OUS L1TTL3 P13C3S???

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text; urnewkingbitch August 7 2011, 19:20:52 UTC
youll need to be on standby doctor terezi
there may come a time for some emergency surgery
of course the next event had to be dealing with these kinds of emotions with prepubescent and pubescent teenagers all concentrated in one place
its wonderlands way of saying fuck you while fucking you
the hormones are going to be even more chaotic now that weve got three other romantic things to deal with
grab some popcorn and soda terezi this might get good

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text; turn4bout August 7 2011, 19:43:39 UTC
STR1D3R
TH1S 1S 4 V3RY 1MPORT4NT QU3ST1ON
DO 1 N33D TO P3RFORM 4N OP3R4T1ON??
MUST 1 R3MOV3 YOUR P1TY GL4NDS 4ND YOUR H4T3 GL4NDS
M4YB3 YOUR SH4M3 GLOB3S WH1L3 1M 4T 1T?
1 COULD R3MOV3 ON3 OF YOUR OCUL4R S331NG ORG4NS 4ND C4RRY 1T W1TH M3 4LW4YS
R3MOV1NG MY CONST4NT COMPL41NT OF YOUR COOLK1D GL4SS3S

TH3S3 4R3 4LL TH1NGS 1 C4N DO FOR YOU TO H3LP

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text; urnewkingbitch August 7 2011, 19:52:32 UTC
terezi that last part was pretty creepy
are you becoming the troll version of poe??
anyway no i dont need you to do that
im not yet willing to put my life in the hands of an unskilled practitioner

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forevercapslock August 7 2011, 21:23:33 UTC
WALL OF TEXT, MEET COMPLETELY UNIRONIC ASSHOLE.
I'M SURE THE TWO OF YOU WILL BE VERY HAPPY. I WISH YOU MANY FAT, RED TEXT HUMAN WORM BABIES.

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urnewkingbitch August 7 2011, 21:39:08 UTC
oh look its the great god of caps abuse and wall texts giving me his blessing
i feel so honored and in awe that he decided to respond to me of all people

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forevercapslock August 7 2011, 21:43:09 UTC
IT'S HARD TO IGNORE A BRIGHT RED WALL.
I MEAN, IT'S REALLY, REALLY FUCKING RED.
I THINK I KIND OF HATE THIS COLOR. I CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF IT, AND IT IS MAKING MY RAGE GLOBE THROB.

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Sorry for the rainbow. <3; ohgod so much coding @@; urnewkingbitch August 7 2011, 22:01:56 UTC
im sorry but i cant accommodate for your rage by changing the color
i could go with this pink color but then id feel this urge to psychoanalyze the shit out of everyone and thats lalonde territory
this color is too fucking cheerful
same with this one
this ones ok but i like it brighter
not much of a brown...orange...whatever fan in terms of using it
this one looked too much like piss
only if i really wanted to mock you
i think this is nepetas color and i dont really feel like taking it
this isnt what im looking for
as much as i like terezi im not using her color
ruined by vriska
ruined by equius
as much as i like the troll who uses this its his color
raving douche
feferis color
too bright
too pink
davesprites
still not much of a green fan
shit lets type in motherfucking rainbows

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demiurgos_girl August 7 2011, 23:54:37 UTC
You don't usually deal with emotions, do you?

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I forget...if they introduced, but I hope it's okay if I assume they did? urnewkingbitch August 8 2011, 00:14:51 UTC
im not too concerned about myself but when you let emotion rule you in certain situations shit tends to go downhill real fast
and when a good portion of the mansion happen to be teenagers it might not work out nicely
sup elaine

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they did! :D [Text] btw demiurgos_girl August 8 2011, 02:18:08 UTC
Just trying to stop everything from going downhill too fast. I'm not really succeeding.

You?

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Okay, good! XD [Text forever~] urnewkingbitch August 8 2011, 02:22:14 UTC
been helping a friend with some heartbreak trouble
and deciding whether or not its worth it to get dressed and get me something to eat
been in a lazy mood today

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hamburellakind August 8 2011, 01:19:42 UTC
dave♥birds
otp

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urnewkingbitch August 8 2011, 01:21:25 UTC
thats a big hairy as a pirates armpits no
its the other way around and totally unrequited on my end

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hamburellakind August 8 2011, 01:48:10 UTC
aww
poor birds
but anyway
how many quadrants have you filled?

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urnewkingbitch August 8 2011, 01:50:48 UTC
other than being your potential clubs thing
so far none
as pressing as the need is
you

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