selfish

[urmomlastnite]

i get back from corpus christi last night with jewstah and her family. it was alot of fun. joo got burned from sleeping on the beach

"Don't punch my grandmother in the chest!
I just inhaled my nanna!
I just inhaled your shirt!
here have some pillow.. Have some dignity!
I feel like i have a kidney in my lungs!".. oh joo, that silly bitch..

I was going to type something, but it's pointless.

since i'm quoting things.. why not throw one in there for thought..

"arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.."
oscar wilde

or how about another one of my favorites...

"a man's face is his autobiography.. A woman's face is her work of fiction.."
wilde

hmm..i had fun.. i'm pink and i've been told that i "look good enough to rip off your clothes and eat off of you like a plate" should i take that as a compliment?
sure i will. no lies. i like the attention. call me a silly bitch if you must, but i feel wanted by someone vulgar and sincere. whatever that means. oh, Scooter, you are the silly bitch.

hmm..
i'm writing my life's story.. a little truth sprinkled in should make the masses happy.

first draft available soon..

just kidding..
oh you silly people. you know how i adore you.

putonyourmasksandcomearoundback.