mem. day weekend
Left on thursday night over to eastern washington. Over by the soap lake. Long ass fucking drive, but what really kicked the trip off was that Charley, amy's dog, which i have adopted as my step son, decided that he was far too stressed out to be in the back of a tiny ass car with two extra people and decided that he was going to squeeze his anal glands everywhere. For those of you who dont know *i just learned this myself* when dogs and cats get far too stressed out, they involuntarily squeeze nasty fucking juices from the glands next to their asshole. YUM HUH! I WANTED TO VOMIT!!! i was bitching the whole way there....moving on from that nasty story......
slept in a tent, woke up to a little puppy licking my face at 6am cause he had to pee, then he pee'd on amy's sleeping bag...
yup lol.
woke up sweating so bad that when i sat up sweat dripped down my back....got really sun burnt even though i put on spf 30 about 6 times throughout the day. Drank some Gin&Ade.
which is basically gin mixed with margarita mix...the shit is goooood though. Got tipsy and went jumping off of clifs into a cool ass clear lake. froze. but it felt good. *thinking of what else* hmmmmmmmm...well...nothing else really. we had an awesome weekend with a bunch of drunk old men who called me "crocagator eyes"...he was hilarious...amy was "blue eyes" angela was just brown eyes.
this trip was one of her many family and close friends camping trips throughout the year......so now you've heard it....and ruby should be having babies any time now...
oh fuck the dog just threw up all over the floor. SICK!
slept in a tent, woke up to a little puppy licking my face at 6am cause he had to pee, then he pee'd on amy's sleeping bag...
yup lol.
woke up sweating so bad that when i sat up sweat dripped down my back....got really sun burnt even though i put on spf 30 about 6 times throughout the day. Drank some Gin&Ade.
which is basically gin mixed with margarita mix...the shit is goooood though. Got tipsy and went jumping off of clifs into a cool ass clear lake. froze. but it felt good. *thinking of what else* hmmmmmmmm...well...nothing else really. we had an awesome weekend with a bunch of drunk old men who called me "crocagator eyes"...he was hilarious...amy was "blue eyes" angela was just brown eyes.
this trip was one of her many family and close friends camping trips throughout the year......so now you've heard it....and ruby should be having babies any time now...
oh fuck the dog just threw up all over the floor. SICK!