Mike is effin halarious...

[urmomisahater]

Mikes version to me of "Hey there (Victoria) Delilah"

hey there victoria
whats it like in san antonio
i’m thousands of miles away
but girl i think you look so pretty
yes you do
oil can’t shine as bright as you
i swear its true

hey there radish
don’t you worry about the distance
im on AIM if you get lonely
give this text another read
put your hair up
listen to my voice its my disguise
im by your side
cause im your stalker

oh its what you do to me
oh its what I do to you
oh its what you do to me
oh its what I do to you
what you do to me

hey there hot stuff
i know times are getting silly
but just believe me girl
someday ill see you at Tufts
we'll have it good
we'll have a game of Mafia every night
my word is good

hey there lil sis
ive got so much left to say
if every box of AIM i wrote to you
would take your breath away
id write it all
so even more suffocated you would be
I know im mean

oh its what you do to me
oh its what I do to you
oh its what you do to me
oh its what I do to you

some thousand miles seems pretty far
but they've got planes and trains and cars
id walk across the street if I had no other way
my grandchildren would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
that none of them have felt this way
vic I can promise you
that by the time that we get to Tufts
the world will never ever be the same
and its to blame

hey there hotstuff
you be good and don’t you miss me
three more months and we’ll be at school
and ill be makin friends again with you
and you know its all because of Live Journal
we can do whatever we want to
hey there radish heres to you
this ones for you

oh its what you do to me
oh its what I do to you
oh its what you do to me
oh its what I do to you
what you do to me