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oh! nice start! i had no idea you were going to begin your endeavor of hurting my feelings so very soon. flirting with my room mate AND my other friend, and then ignoring the fact that i completely got up from the table and sat next to an unidentified gentleman for about an hour- that's great stuff. and to top it off, forgetting to pay your tab when the bar tender also happens to be a friend of mine. embarrassing me AND potentially making me pay for you- doubly graceful execution. fantastic.
yeah, i get it, i have hot friends. but how am i supposed to continue believing that you're interested in me if you're falling all over them?
jeeze, less than a week and you're already flowering into the most imaginative brand of flagrant douchebag. you're very creative.
rats. i wish i didn't like you so much. when i kiss you i get this kick in the guts that's sort of close to feeling something real. and, of course, i hate it; nobody enjoys feeling helpless. it's a cliche brand of poetic justice, but considering how rare it is for me to get the chance to follow the lineament of what might be a feeling, i know i'm going to pursue you until this has absolutely and completely and irrevocably run aground. if that moment hasn't already arrived, there's no doubt it's forthcoming.
so if i take you to noah's show tonight are you going to hit on him, too?
yeah, i get it, i have hot friends. but how am i supposed to continue believing that you're interested in me if you're falling all over them?
jeeze, less than a week and you're already flowering into the most imaginative brand of flagrant douchebag. you're very creative.
rats. i wish i didn't like you so much. when i kiss you i get this kick in the guts that's sort of close to feeling something real. and, of course, i hate it; nobody enjoys feeling helpless. it's a cliche brand of poetic justice, but considering how rare it is for me to get the chance to follow the lineament of what might be a feeling, i know i'm going to pursue you until this has absolutely and completely and irrevocably run aground. if that moment hasn't already arrived, there's no doubt it's forthcoming.
so if i take you to noah's show tonight are you going to hit on him, too?