Backwards day

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Last night I fell asleep early, slept deeply for three hours, then woke up and couldn't fall back asleep. If I haven't slept well I'm usually a wreck; I'll try to get through work without incident today, but when showering just now I washed my hair with something that was not shampoo, so I better not get my hopes up.

EDIT: The fact that I found this so remarkable that I posted it immediately should be taken as another indication of my sleep-addled judgment.