We don't need no secret santa

[uridium]

So last week cavedwellers took me to the Weekly Dig's relaunch party. It was at the Avalon. There was free food from a variety of trendy restaurants. There were silhouettes of people dancing behind screens. There was professional bodypainting (professional painters painting professional bodies.) There were acrobats doing rope tricks. There were performers doing sword tricks. There was an open bar.

Everyone who suddenly feels like you're in the wrong line of work, raise your hand.