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Friday was pretty boring. I went to my two classes. Shortly after physics Greg came down to try and explain some things in physics. After that I went shopping. I got two black shirt (neither really were what I was looking for to match that skirt but I liked them so i got them) and some boy shorts. I got back here and ate a fast dinner. After Dinner I had to work from 6 till 9. I wanted to go out but no one else did so I made it a movie night and ate some pop corn and watched lifetime movies. John had called me and asked me if I was home this weekend. It was kind of a random call.
Saturday I got up and got ready to go home for a couple hours. I had some things that i wanted to pick up. I stopped by and took jessie some lunch since it was on my way home. At home my sister Nikki and I went to the apple orhard and did some shopping around canton. We love shoes and shouldnt be allowed into a shoe store unsupervised ever again. After that I took her home and I went to 12 oaks. Jessie and B were both going to meet me up there but it didnt happen. Jessie didnt get her room cleaned and B didnt wake up. I went to forever 21 and it was kind of a disappointment. I thought for sure I'd find a top to match that skirt there. I did some other shopping then went back to MSU cause I had to work the rotation shift last night the 9 till midnight. I had a hell of a time parking the car. I had to do all this reversing which I'm not so at. On the walk back they wished me a happy sweetest day. I thought that was sweet. Then they wanted to know why was a pretty girl like me was alone. I thought what so flattering. It wasnt to bad. Jessie's b/f tommy brought me a sucker. After work I went to a house party. It started off kind of slow cause I didnt really know anyone there except the owners and they were kind of busy. This guy Mike asked for my number i gave it to him but i kind of wish I hadnt cause he was kind of werid one I just have a hard time being like I'm not interested especailly after they tried so hard all night. So I guess when/if he calls I'll have to deal with that. I got a totally awsome drunk dial last night. It made me smile. Then I tried returning the call and it just didnt happen His friend got to be a little rude so i got a little annoyed. Shawny showed up the house party. Let me tell you there is nothing like watching this kid you grew up with (that is younger then you) get trashed. I didnt drink with him last night cause I had to be up and at work at 6:45 and I didnt really want to do the whole hang over thing cause I have to work at the ice arena today also. So I sipped on some of his beer. Jake and Dave sang to us. lol it was awsome. We got the Jimmy John's guy to chug a beer!! It was the best thing i've seen in a long time. They were determind to finish the keg. When I left it hadnt happened yet and I dont think it did. Cause the only people left still drinking was dave, tom and jake. And jake was pretty much done. I left there 4:10am came back to holmes and went to bed. I'm probably one of the stupidest people alive and am bound to get raped some day. cause i walked to this party and home from this party by myself at 12:30 and 4am. I need to stop doing that kind of stuff.
So i made it to work on time. I wanted to go shopping again today for a few things. I saw this one sweater on friday and I said if I didnt find anything at 12 oaks I was going back for it. And I still need to buy my little baby food and a bigger cage. The mall reopened its gekco store so I need to figure out what is more cost effective. That is what i want to do but I'm so tired so i'll probably just go back and go to bed till its time to go to work at the ice arena.
I found these things for girls and it made me laugh so I'm adding them,
A poem for girls...
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest!!!
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!
Things Chicks tend to do while drinking...
1. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY purse IS.
2. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY BUTT
WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. I'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED I WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ass AND HONESTLY
BELIEVE I COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN MY LAST TRIP TO PEE, I REALIZE I NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS
HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS I WAS JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
5. I DROP MY 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH I'M
EATING EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY
ON EATING IT.
6. I START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE I SEE THAT I LOVE THEM SOOOOO
MUCH.
7. I GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8. I'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO ME.
9. THE MAN I'M FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE MY 5TH GRADE TEACHER.
10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND
SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING.
11. MY EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO I KEEP
THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY sexy.
12. I'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
13. I YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO (I THINK) CHEATED ME BY GIVING ME JUST
LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
14. I THINK I'M IN BED, BUT MY PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN
FLOOR
15. I START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE
WRONG WAY BUT..."
16. I TAKE MY SHOES OFF BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT I'M
HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT
17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. I start believing that everyone in the room wants to see my
boobs.
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class a! nd role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available
1. Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ........Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ..Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .......Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like .Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Ok thats it some of those just made me laugh and I thought I'd share them with the girls. Guys dont take offense!
Saturday I got up and got ready to go home for a couple hours. I had some things that i wanted to pick up. I stopped by and took jessie some lunch since it was on my way home. At home my sister Nikki and I went to the apple orhard and did some shopping around canton. We love shoes and shouldnt be allowed into a shoe store unsupervised ever again. After that I took her home and I went to 12 oaks. Jessie and B were both going to meet me up there but it didnt happen. Jessie didnt get her room cleaned and B didnt wake up. I went to forever 21 and it was kind of a disappointment. I thought for sure I'd find a top to match that skirt there. I did some other shopping then went back to MSU cause I had to work the rotation shift last night the 9 till midnight. I had a hell of a time parking the car. I had to do all this reversing which I'm not so at. On the walk back they wished me a happy sweetest day. I thought that was sweet. Then they wanted to know why was a pretty girl like me was alone. I thought what so flattering. It wasnt to bad. Jessie's b/f tommy brought me a sucker. After work I went to a house party. It started off kind of slow cause I didnt really know anyone there except the owners and they were kind of busy. This guy Mike asked for my number i gave it to him but i kind of wish I hadnt cause he was kind of werid one I just have a hard time being like I'm not interested especailly after they tried so hard all night. So I guess when/if he calls I'll have to deal with that. I got a totally awsome drunk dial last night. It made me smile. Then I tried returning the call and it just didnt happen His friend got to be a little rude so i got a little annoyed. Shawny showed up the house party. Let me tell you there is nothing like watching this kid you grew up with (that is younger then you) get trashed. I didnt drink with him last night cause I had to be up and at work at 6:45 and I didnt really want to do the whole hang over thing cause I have to work at the ice arena today also. So I sipped on some of his beer. Jake and Dave sang to us. lol it was awsome. We got the Jimmy John's guy to chug a beer!! It was the best thing i've seen in a long time. They were determind to finish the keg. When I left it hadnt happened yet and I dont think it did. Cause the only people left still drinking was dave, tom and jake. And jake was pretty much done. I left there 4:10am came back to holmes and went to bed. I'm probably one of the stupidest people alive and am bound to get raped some day. cause i walked to this party and home from this party by myself at 12:30 and 4am. I need to stop doing that kind of stuff.
So i made it to work on time. I wanted to go shopping again today for a few things. I saw this one sweater on friday and I said if I didnt find anything at 12 oaks I was going back for it. And I still need to buy my little baby food and a bigger cage. The mall reopened its gekco store so I need to figure out what is more cost effective. That is what i want to do but I'm so tired so i'll probably just go back and go to bed till its time to go to work at the ice arena.
I found these things for girls and it made me laugh so I'm adding them,
A poem for girls...
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest!!!
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!
Things Chicks tend to do while drinking...
1. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY purse IS.
2. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY BUTT
WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. I'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED I WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ass AND HONESTLY
BELIEVE I COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN MY LAST TRIP TO PEE, I REALIZE I NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS
HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS I WAS JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
5. I DROP MY 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH I'M
EATING EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY
ON EATING IT.
6. I START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE I SEE THAT I LOVE THEM SOOOOO
MUCH.
7. I GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8. I'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO ME.
9. THE MAN I'M FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE MY 5TH GRADE TEACHER.
10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND
SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING.
11. MY EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO I KEEP
THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY sexy.
12. I'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
13. I YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO (I THINK) CHEATED ME BY GIVING ME JUST
LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
14. I THINK I'M IN BED, BUT MY PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN
FLOOR
15. I START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE
WRONG WAY BUT..."
16. I TAKE MY SHOES OFF BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT I'M
HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT
17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. I start believing that everyone in the room wants to see my
boobs.
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class a! nd role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available
1. Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ........Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ..Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .......Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like .Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Ok thats it some of those just made me laugh and I thought I'd share them with the girls. Guys dont take offense!