Sweat and Shiver your way to a healthier you.

Jun 14, 2004 01:04

so, i came across this on the internet. pay close attention to what i have bolded for you so that you pay close attention to it:

Red Line™
Multi-System Rapid Fat Loss Catalyst

Finally, a fat burner that busts the thermogenic and energy producing envelope wide open and that's only the beginning!

Check out this freaky scientific VPX breakthrough: RED LINE™: is the only matrix ever developed to shred fat through the shivering response in the body. By shivering the body burns huge amounts of stored bodyfat for energy in an effort to keep the body warm. That's not all! In addition to shivering, you'll also be sweating up a thermogenic storm. The combined mechanisms of these two processes results in unparalleled fat loss!

In less than 5 minutes you'll feel the fast acting power of RED LINE'S™ fat destroying and energy producing compounds racing through your blood. Just think; when have you ever been guaranteed results in 5 minutes? Were so sure that you'll know its for real in less than five minutes that were giving a FREE sample to the first 1000 people who log on to vpxsports.com. The staff at VPX has felt the FREAK of REDLINE™ and we want you to feel it too.

VPX's understands your need to take fat loss to a new level and your craving to get that killer "jacked-up" burst of energy that supercharges your workouts and life? RED LINE™ by VPX has the power to deliver those results at maximum SPEED!

Get some today and push your fat loss and energy levels to the RED LINE™!

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Okay, first of all, whoever writes this shit is on a massive mother fucking amount of SPEED. Or maybe just a massive amount of "Red Line." Of course typing in between the shivering and sweating up storms of thermogenic things. Honestly, what the fuck? What's next people trying to lose weight by eating red meat covered with cheese like there was no tomorrow? ITS FINE AS LONG AS IT HAS NO BREAD ON IT. Oh wait ..
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