Pagers used to be cool

[urethrasandwich]

I just thought of some concept for a Thug Grind song my band can use. Ok so here is the text

Willy:Yo homie wake up, we going ta burger king

Chilly:*yawns* awww shit, what time is it dawg?

willy:3:30 now get your ass up

Chilly:Shit man....

willy grabs the blankets
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willy:hey man what the fuck is this?

chilly:what teh fuck is what dawg?

*willy points to a poop stain on the blanket a poop do*

chilly:aw shit man I dont know it was there before i got there

willy:man this is SHIT, tell me this isnt shit

chilly:its not shit brah i swear it was there when i got here

willy:dont be fuckin jettin me!

chilly:but it is noit shit!

willy: it IS shit! ... you know what?

*willy glocks his 45 and fires 3 times

willy:mothafucka

song starts.

Stay Scruffy