Me
Ok, so apparently I am amazingly capable of screwing everything. And by everything I mean everything. Good job Katelyn. I applaud your failures. Can you figure out how to stop screwing everything up? Can you figure out how to stop making everyone want to stop being around you? Seriously. Please. Figure out how to stop being such a jerk. It would really make everyone's life a lot easier. Listen to Shelley or something. Or just become a hermit. Stop feiling so darn completely, please. Please put everyone out of their misery, it would be much appreciated.