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Obnoxious jackass to dangerous animal ratio still unbalanced at San Francisco zoo.
Many zoo patrons just want the animals to wake up, or pay attention to them. I say, an animal that is trying to kill you is paying attention to you. Are you surprised that the person in this story is a young man?
In other news Living Things Cause Precipitation. Man, that Gaia Theory just sounds more plausible every day.
Many zoo patrons just want the animals to wake up, or pay attention to them. I say, an animal that is trying to kill you is paying attention to you. Are you surprised that the person in this story is a young man?
In other news Living Things Cause Precipitation. Man, that Gaia Theory just sounds more plausible every day.