For All You Iphone Users
1. You BOUGHT an iphone, you did not INVENT it. So keep the Apple-induced hard-on in your pants.
2. Trying to get someone to get an iphone by threatening to exclude said person from app-involved activities is somewhat SELF-DEFEATING.
3. No there is nothing wrong with using a tech object which is threatening to encourage a monopoly of such PROPORTIONS that Bill Gates will seem like a small business owner.
4. Your iphone cover costs more than your actual phone? Really? Oh you mean you have more than one cover?
5. Without apps, your PHONE actually stinks. But you know that. We know you do.
2. Trying to get someone to get an iphone by threatening to exclude said person from app-involved activities is somewhat SELF-DEFEATING.
3. No there is nothing wrong with using a tech object which is threatening to encourage a monopoly of such PROPORTIONS that Bill Gates will seem like a small business owner.
4. Your iphone cover costs more than your actual phone? Really? Oh you mean you have more than one cover?
5. Without apps, your PHONE actually stinks. But you know that. We know you do.