hahaha!
this bitch calls me from capital one trying to get me to get some sort of service that they have.. i'm trying to tell her that i don't want it, but she won't give me a chance to talk.. so she goes on like she's reading an essay at 100 word per second. eventually i manage to cut in and say that i'm not really interested.. and she tries to play like she understands, but none the less continues to trying and sell to me. so then, i'm like, "look, i'm not really interested at all." and she all like thank you for your time blah blah blah.. you know, the usual line. but then...... i don't know she either thought she hung up the phone or assumed that i did.. and all i hear is an agonizing "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" it sounded like they were pulling her teeth out or something. i guess she was really upset about not being able to sell whatever it was that she was selling. it was fucking awesome.