iAudio U2 found dead
At 3:32 pm, Sunday, November 5th, the iAudio U2 was found dead in the left pocket of a pair of green gym shorts at the bottom of The Laundry Basket. Investigators say that the death seems to be due to drowning. Police suspect the drowning occurred as a result of neglect and are questioning the owner.
A short funeral will be held on Monday before the DAP is unceremoniously pushed to the back of a dresser drawer.
A short funeral will be held on Monday before the DAP is unceremoniously pushed to the back of a dresser drawer.