kids are the worst

[urbanmess]

one of the funniest conversations i've had in a while:

WhitePufyClouds: these little kids gave it to me. i threw up all morning
HotelAngeI: what little kids?
WhitePufyClouds: i volunteered at this thing where i watch 2 yearolds while their parents are at a church service
WhitePufyClouds: at calvary
HotelAngeI: the kids were sick?
WhitePufyClouds: no but kids carry germs
WhitePufyClouds: i fucking hate kids
WhitePufyClouds: this one little bitch kept biting me so i showed her whos boss
HotelAngeI: that doesn't necessarily mean that it was the kids
HotelAngeI: you're hilarious
WhitePufyClouds: then she flipped out and screamed and yelled for an hour
HotelAngeI: what did you do?
HotelAngeI: bite her back?
WhitePufyClouds: no i used my karate skills to keep her away and she kept getting more mad cause she couldnt touch me (im like a lemior) the i whispered to her...you know im winning right? then she flipped out
HotelAngeI: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA