why?

[urbanlawn]

ego
inflatable
deflatable
ego
eggs
scrambled
over easy
under hard
hal was a computer
epson is a printer

alarm buzzers jar
mexican radio stations are the best to wake to
never wake to a religion that you don't agree with

if someone make you eat salt, make them inhale pepper
if they make you cry maybe never analyze why.

if you go into a bathroom, and the toilet has a cell phone in the bottom of the bowl,
do what I do, decide not to pee on a phone, but to tell the employees... and later wonder
did the owner ever find the phone, and did it work?