An Ode to Robbie the Robot...
OH robbie the robot you are so cool... you watch gross porn at two am because you have your vcard... you get dome using a condom... you break the key to your bike lock in the lock... which is locking up your bike with two flat tires... you give me fruit snacks when im super tired... you call me a custy bitch and tell me im cool when i talk about sex... you make fun of me for being artsy... i make fun of you for being a nerd... you wave hella hard... you and gary secretly bone while jeremy watches...
robbie the robot, what would i do without you?
robbie the robot, what would i do without you?