Clash of the Unemployed Titans!

[urbaniak]

Comments

[granolademonic]

You're not competing for the same job, are you?

Maybe you should switch jobs; it could be like that time the captions for Far Side and Dennis the Menace got switched, resulting in disorienting, surreal, unpleasant combinations that were somehow kind of magical.

[ianmcin]

Senator: Can Domino's deliver pizza to most residences within thirty minutes of an order being place, Mr. Attorney General?

Gonzales: I would consider that a hypothetical situation, and not one that it would be appropriate for me to offer an opinion on.

Senator: Well, let's get specific, then. Could Domino's deliver pizza to my house within thirty minutes? Or this conference room?

Gonzales: I don't think it'd be appropriate for me to comment on a situation that's ongoing.

[the_automatik]

LMAO

[nodakbear]

I say the one with the least creepy smile wins. That would be you, by the way.

[box_in_the_box]

Has he tried applying to Pepperdine? That seemed to work out okay for Kenneth Starr.

[toolazytoblog]

Please tell me that picture is your headshot.

[toolazytoblog]

tell you what: it OUGHT TO BE. equipped with that headshot alone, Urb could land a role PLAYING the former AG, AG.

[ianmcin]

I say that you begin a campaign to get nominated as the next Attorney General. Start faxing your resume to the Obama campaign now!