Gacked from
irreparable What's your One, True Pairing? Alastor Moody/Penelope Clearwater. (Surprised ya, didn't I? ;)
What's your secondary pairing? Snape/McGonagall. (Again with the surprises... :)
What common fandom ship makes you gag? Harry/Ron, Harry/Ginny, Harry/Luna (have nothing against Harry ships, but those just don't work for me)
What common fandom ship makes you laugh, because it's so ridiculous? I'm going to agree with
irreparable and say Harry/Voldemort. (Also, ew.)
What ship(s) do you consider canon? Moody/Penny, duh. Okay, more seriously- James/Lily, not that I care much, Molly/Arthur Weasley (ditto), Lucius/Narcissa (yay!), Bellatrix/Rudolphus Lestrange, uh... I dunno, I find most canon ships boring, really.
What is the squickiest fandom ship you've seen? Ron/Scabbers or Ron/Peter. (No, didn't read it, just the fact that it exists is squicky enough.) Hagrid/McGonagall, Hagrid/Moody (didn't read those either, because, y'know, ew. Also, Dobby/anyone.
If you could have JKR's ear, what ship would you:
Beg her for? None- I, too, am afraid of what she'd do with it.
Beg her not to use? Harry/Luna, Voldemort/anyone (since she'll never write Bella/Voldemort, which is the only Voldie ship I really like.) (note to
g_shadowslayer- Voldemort, not Tom. Tom ships are fine. :)
Expect her to throw you out for mentioning? Moody/Penny for starters. Snape/Minerva- hell, Snape/anyone, she doesn't seem to like the poor man very much... uh, pretty much any of the ships I like, really.
Canon questions:
Could the Prophecy refer to Neville after all? Hell, yeah.
Could it refer to Ginny? Er, why would it?
Will Sirius return from the veil? I really hope not.
Who's the Half-Blood Prince? I'll be very random and say... Seamus Finnigan. (Which, now I think about it, is at least remotely possible; he's a half-blood, at least.)
Which major character will be the next to die? Hagrid,who should have died in OotP. Or possibly one of the Weasley parents.
Which character you adore are you afraid will die? Snape. Definitely Snape. Also Moody.
Which annoying character do you hope will die? Hagrid. Didn't I just say that? Also, Ron.