I will not play this game, city. You cannot make me.
Everyone, please remember that we are not twelve-year-old girls and we can amuse ourselves in ways that aren't --
oh Gaia I can't even stop it dare.
[OOC NOTE: A side effect of the compulsion aspect of this curse? Reeve is not stopping to censor himself or couch terms at all. Be ready for a much more blunt commissioner than you're used to.