related to sex: KILLING URBAN LEGENDS
WARNING: don't read this if you are easily grossed out. But if you keep a mature mind you should be fine. I'm just posting this for the cause of better and more correct knowledge.
OKAY. I AM SICK, AND TIRED, OF HEARING, COMPLETELY, UNTRUE, STUPID, URBAN LEGENDS. AND THESE ARE THE TWO BIGGEST ONES. It doesn't matter if this will relate to you. The truth is, everyone DESERVES CORRECT INFORMATION.
1) The penis IS NOT A FREAKIN MUSCLE. STOP SAYING IT IS. It's spongey tissue. Here's a nice way to think about it. If it were a muscle, you could work it out and make it bigger. Then every man in the world would be Tommy Lee. And all those penis pump companies would go bankrupt. And the world would end. Oh no.
2) "Girls who swallow have to get it pumped out of them cuz it doesnt go into your digestive system." WHAT THE FUCK?! Whoever made that up was some ultraconservative nun who thought everyone was going to hell. Or he had the last name O'Reilly****. If it doesnt go into your digestive system, where the FUCK do you think it goes? First of all, your stomach would digest it all. All semen is is fruit sugar (fructose) and some enzymes.
IN FACT, swallowing has more of a positive effect than not. Semen contains TGFbeta molecules which boost the activities of your natural killer cells, attacking wandering cells that cause cancer and tumors. (this was taken recently from Men's Health Magazine. Daniel G. Amen, MD)
Some may bring up the fact that it is shown that women with throat cancer give oral sex. MIND that this is not cause and effect. It's a skewed statistic and I'm skeptical as to its relativity. It does not mean that women who give oral sex get throat cancer. The source I got that from wasn't even reliable anyhow.
The same goes for the fact(?) that women who perform oral sex are less likely to suffer from preeclampsia, a condition that causes a dangerous spike in women's blood pressure during pregnancy. This was from a reliable source, however, it is not specific, and I do NOT claim to know that this is DIRECTLY PROVEN.
Anyhow, whatever your views are, they should be respected. However, myths should not. And these are the facts.
****If you do not know who Bill O'Reilly is, LEARN. He wrote the oh so famous O'Reilly Factor. If you do not know him you will ont understand the "joke". And by just explaining it, it is no longer funny. And if you dont know who he is, you dont deserve to live. HA. I am just kidding.
OKAY. I AM SICK, AND TIRED, OF HEARING, COMPLETELY, UNTRUE, STUPID, URBAN LEGENDS. AND THESE ARE THE TWO BIGGEST ONES. It doesn't matter if this will relate to you. The truth is, everyone DESERVES CORRECT INFORMATION.
1) The penis IS NOT A FREAKIN MUSCLE. STOP SAYING IT IS. It's spongey tissue. Here's a nice way to think about it. If it were a muscle, you could work it out and make it bigger. Then every man in the world would be Tommy Lee. And all those penis pump companies would go bankrupt. And the world would end. Oh no.
2) "Girls who swallow have to get it pumped out of them cuz it doesnt go into your digestive system." WHAT THE FUCK?! Whoever made that up was some ultraconservative nun who thought everyone was going to hell. Or he had the last name O'Reilly****. If it doesnt go into your digestive system, where the FUCK do you think it goes? First of all, your stomach would digest it all. All semen is is fruit sugar (fructose) and some enzymes.
IN FACT, swallowing has more of a positive effect than not. Semen contains TGFbeta molecules which boost the activities of your natural killer cells, attacking wandering cells that cause cancer and tumors. (this was taken recently from Men's Health Magazine. Daniel G. Amen, MD)
Some may bring up the fact that it is shown that women with throat cancer give oral sex. MIND that this is not cause and effect. It's a skewed statistic and I'm skeptical as to its relativity. It does not mean that women who give oral sex get throat cancer. The source I got that from wasn't even reliable anyhow.
The same goes for the fact(?) that women who perform oral sex are less likely to suffer from preeclampsia, a condition that causes a dangerous spike in women's blood pressure during pregnancy. This was from a reliable source, however, it is not specific, and I do NOT claim to know that this is DIRECTLY PROVEN.
Anyhow, whatever your views are, they should be respected. However, myths should not. And these are the facts.
****If you do not know who Bill O'Reilly is, LEARN. He wrote the oh so famous O'Reilly Factor. If you do not know him you will ont understand the "joke". And by just explaining it, it is no longer funny. And if you dont know who he is, you dont deserve to live. HA. I am just kidding.