You know, last time I was in heaven Irwin’s crocodiles were looking a little restless in that cage of theirs. Maybe we should go give them a little exercise?
*Hands on my hips, I smirk.* I don't consider myself nude... I'm... practical, yeah that's it. *I do manage to brush as much of myself against you as possible though when you pull me close. Well, okay, guess I am a tease.*
*As we reappear, I cop a quick feel, and then wander over to the gate to peer in.* Hmm.. bee-yoo-tee-fullll... *I mock Irwin's voice as I wink over at you.*
*Leering right back at you, my tongue flicks out my mouth suggestively as dark eyes trail from your head to your toes. Damn, maybe it's just me, but everything would be so much simpler if everyone just gave up the concept of clothes. Wait, getting distracted... I look back at the reptiles.*
Dynamite!!
*Bouncing excitedly*
Dynamite! Yes! Yes!! Loud noises, nice explosions, fanged animals running amok amok amok... *Hoo.. started to get a little carried away there. A few sticks appear in my hands and I arch a brow.*
How much damage do ya think the crocs will do before anyone even notices?
*The low fuses spark to life and the moment you open the gate I pitch them. It doesn't take long before a loud bang is accompanied by a spray of water. Appearing behind you, I nip at the back of your neck before plastering myself against you, watching excitedly as the explosions cause a mass exodus of very pissed of crocs from the pool.*
*Practically skipping along beside you.* Daaaaamn.. who'd have known crocs could do so much so quickly? *Shrugs blithely as we follow a very clear path of destruction.* Hey.. *snickers* Isn't this where the choir *retch* practices? *Looks around, wide-eyed with glee.*
*Looks at the remains of the once grand massive pipe organ*
I think so. That’ll teach them for waking me up.
*Follows the carnage down to the gardens. Well, what is left of the gardens, anyway. I notice two of the smaller crocs relocating in the koi pond and snacking on the former residents.*
Well, I think our work here is done. Still up for that trip to earth? Wouldn’t want you to have to put clothes on unless it is absolutely necessary, of course.
*Snickers to himself, hoping it takes the angels a while to put them all back. The idea of crocs springing up in countless places across heaven is just too funny and has me giggling.*
Earth! Ooh.. yeah.. Well, since there is sticky marshmallows and pointy sticks in the bargain, I think I can be inconvenienced with clothes.. for a little while. *I smirk, a pair of leather pants that are obscenely tight appearing me and looking positively painted on. And that's it, no shirt, no shoes, just pants that have noooo business being worn out in public.*
What can we do that would be fun? Hmmm...
You know, last time I was in heaven Irwin’s crocodiles were looking a little restless in that cage of theirs. Maybe we should go give them a little exercise?
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There, now we can go.
This should be easy, most of the angels are on earth dealing with Lilith’s latest scheme.
That reminds me, after we’re done, let’s stop by earth with some pointy sticks and marshmallows. She should have a nice fire started by then.
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Ooh.. pointy stick are good. *my eyes light up before it occurs to me* Wait.. earth? You mean, I'll have to get dressed? *pouts*
A'right, even though you are a tease, I am ready to run amok. *smirking* Let's cause some trouble...
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Remind me to point out the error of your accusation after we have completed our mischief.
*Pulls you closer as we vanish together, reappearing beside the gator pool at Angel Irwin’s place*
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*As we reappear, I cop a quick feel, and then wander over to the gate to peer in.* Hmm.. bee-yoo-tee-fullll... *I mock Irwin's voice as I wink over at you.*
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I’ll say. Oh, you mean them. *Winks right back*
How should we do this then? Crocodile stampede? Dynamite would be an excellent stimulus for getting them out of the water. What do you think?
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Dynamite!!
*Bouncing excitedly*
Dynamite! Yes! Yes!! Loud noises, nice explosions, fanged animals running amok amok amok... *Hoo.. started to get a little carried away there. A few sticks appear in my hands and I arch a brow.*
How much damage do ya think the crocs will do before anyone even notices?
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Who cares? Any damage is good damage.
Light those puppies. As soon as I open the gate, toss ‘em.
*Opens the main gate, garnering the unwanted attention of a few of the bigger ones expecting dinner.*
NOW!!
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*I turn around and plant a hard, fast kiss on your lips before I turn back to watch the crocodiles scatter*
Fucking excellent! C’mon, let’s go see what they have gotten into before we go.
*Grabs your hand and follows the trail of mud and water*
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I think so. That’ll teach them for waking me up.
*Follows the carnage down to the gardens. Well, what is left of the gardens, anyway. I notice two of the smaller crocs relocating in the koi pond and snacking on the former residents.*
Well, I think our work here is done. Still up for that trip to earth? Wouldn’t want you to have to put clothes on unless it is absolutely necessary, of course.
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Earth! Ooh.. yeah.. Well, since there is sticky marshmallows and pointy sticks in the bargain, I think I can be inconvenienced with clothes.. for a little while. *I smirk, a pair of leather pants that are obscenely tight appearing me and looking positively painted on. And that's it, no shirt, no shoes, just pants that have noooo business being worn out in public.*
Besides, you can help me take 'em off later.
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*I run my hands over your leather clad ass*
And I thought you naked did dangerous things to my libido.
C’mon, let’s go before we change our minds.
*As I take your hand we vanish from the scene of the crime*
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Damn, did we forget the marshmallows? *I ask as we reappear on earth, watching the chaos caused by Lilith with an amused grin.*
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