Is it hot in here?
So, I've been sleeping with one of my roomates.
I prefer to keep my sexual endeavors to myself so while it is not a secret, it is not something I would chose my other roomate to be aware of. This morning said roomate came home from working an all night shift, showered and crawled in bed with me. Fun was had, all good. I left him sleeping when I got up and went about my day.
A few hours later, five of my other roomates and I are sitting in the kitchen chatting when my bedroom door opens and a very red faced, very naked roomate emerged in what has to be the best "I'm invisible" attempt to cross the kitchen without notice I have ever seen. He managed to discover a hand towel in my room to sort of cover himself with. It would appear that in his brilliance he showered and came into my room sans pants!
What a hilariously awkward moment. No one said anything, but they all stopped talking for a moment while I tried to stutter through what I had been saying. Priceless moment. Absolutely priceless.
Naked man, in a valiant attempt at heroic dignity, walking through a kitchen full of people while covering what little he could with a hand towel. If it hadn't been my room he was coming out of I would have laughed my ass off. And the group of us all carrying on as if it had not just occurred was the funniest part.
Well, so much for keeping my business, my business. I give my roomies less than 3 hours before they rebound from the shock and begin the jokes. Fortunately for me it was not my ass hanging out. *giggles** Who forgets there pants?!
I prefer to keep my sexual endeavors to myself so while it is not a secret, it is not something I would chose my other roomate to be aware of. This morning said roomate came home from working an all night shift, showered and crawled in bed with me. Fun was had, all good. I left him sleeping when I got up and went about my day.
A few hours later, five of my other roomates and I are sitting in the kitchen chatting when my bedroom door opens and a very red faced, very naked roomate emerged in what has to be the best "I'm invisible" attempt to cross the kitchen without notice I have ever seen. He managed to discover a hand towel in my room to sort of cover himself with. It would appear that in his brilliance he showered and came into my room sans pants!
What a hilariously awkward moment. No one said anything, but they all stopped talking for a moment while I tried to stutter through what I had been saying. Priceless moment. Absolutely priceless.
Naked man, in a valiant attempt at heroic dignity, walking through a kitchen full of people while covering what little he could with a hand towel. If it hadn't been my room he was coming out of I would have laughed my ass off. And the group of us all carrying on as if it had not just occurred was the funniest part.
Well, so much for keeping my business, my business. I give my roomies less than 3 hours before they rebound from the shock and begin the jokes. Fortunately for me it was not my ass hanging out. *giggles** Who forgets there pants?!