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So, I was texting oz_the_bobble about Robert Webb taking David Mitchell's virginity, as you do, and she said 'I think this should be a meme. Mitchell and Webb's first time (and more especially first for Mitchell). LET'S WRITE THESE SUCKERS.' So, here we are.
THAT MITCHELL/WEBB FIRST TIME MEME
It can be AU, or Cambridge fic, or even just a drunken mistake, as ( Read more... )
THAT MITCHELL/WEBB FIRST TIME MEME
It can be AU, or Cambridge fic, or even just a drunken mistake, as ( Read more... )
Robert moves his mouth away from David's - which David thinks is a really bad idea because apparently the noises he could hear where coming from him - and leans up to growl, "I wanna see your pretty little mouth on my cock."
It's simultaneously the hottest and most embarrassing thing to ever happen to David. His dick twitches in anticipation, because he wants to do this, he does, but. But.
"I've never - I mean, I wouldn't know how to -"
Robert's face softens, and he slides his hand into David's, twining their fingers together. "First time with a guy?"
"Uhm, well. You could say that, I suppose?"
"First time altogether?" Robert asks, eyes widening. David nods, and Robert says, "Hang on," before moving away from the bed altogether.
David panics. He's just completely fucked up any chance of sex with Robert (if that's even his name, and seriously, what is he doing?) by admitting that he's a virgin, and he's giving some serious thought to just running away and hiding in his room forever. He gets as far as pushing himself up on his elbows before he realises what Robert's doing. He's closing the curtains, turning off the main light and replacing it with a lamp that casts a gentle glow across the room.
"Are you - what are you doing?" He's a little breathless and he knows it, but the beers he drank at the party are still messing with his head a little bit, and this is just too weird.
"I'm setting the mood," Robert explains as he moves back to the bed, draping himself over David again. "Your first time should be special, right?"
"You - you still want to?"
"Well, yeah. Do you?"
David rolls his hips up, their cocks pushing together through two layers of denim. He can't help the gasp that escapes when he does it, but Robert makes a similar noise, so David thinks it's okay.
"I suppose that answers my question, then."
"This is crazy," David says. "I don't even know your last name."
"Webb," Robert says, grinning. "I'm Robert Webb, and you're David Mitchell."
"How did you -"
"I've seen you around, asked a few people. You know, the regular things you do when you like someone."
David smiles back, grin spread wide across his face, and Robert presses their lips together again and it's good. It's better than before, actually. Now, David knows that this isn't just Robert being bored and picking him up at a party. Robert actually likes him; his kisses are soft and his eyes are warm. This is how it should be, David thinks. So he's surprised when he tries to move down Robert's body and Robert pulls him back.
"What are you doing?"
"Well, I was going to, y'know, give you a blowjob." He blushes even as he says it, and Robert laughs against him.
"Nah, I've changed my mind on that. Tonight, I'm going to give you a blowjob."
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"Good," Robert says. He leans in and kisses him again, then moves down the bed, brushing his hands over David's ribs until he reaches the button on his jeans. He pops that open and takes both them and his underwear off, throwing them away from the bed.
David is suddenly terrified, and it must show on his face, because Robert presses a kiss to the inside of David's thigh and says, "Stop worrying so much, you're about to get your cock sucked. Enjoy it!"
And then.
Oh, and then David is actually getting his cock sucked, and it's pretty much the best thing in the world. Robert's mouth is hot and wet, and he really knows what he's doing with his tongue, and fuck, David really isn't going to last long. He tries to tell Robert this, but what comes out is a strangled moan. Robert groans around him, and David fists his hands in the bed sheets, accidentally thrusting up into Robert's mouth.
Robert is apparently quite skilled though, because he just opens his throat and lets David do whatever he wants. David's seen deep-throating in porn - of course he has, he's a teenager - but feeling it is just something else entirely. There's a moment where he thinks I'll never be that good, and returning the favour is going to be fucking embarrassing, but then it's gone, because Robert does something with tongue and David thrusts into his mouth once, twice, coming harder than he ever has in his life.
He's vaguely aware of Robert swallowing, and then sliding his hand into his own jeans. Not long after, he kicks off his own jeans and slides back up the bed.
"Hi," he says.
David grins in reply, still trying to catch his breath. "That was - wow." He manages, eventually.
"I'm skilled," Robert replies, smugly.
"I feel like I should congratulate you or something." Robert laughs, and kisses his cheek, and something occurs to David. "I didn't get to - to, y'know, return the favour."
Robert kisses his neck and pulls the quilt up over both of them. "There'll be plenty of time for that tomorrow," he says.
"Tomorrow?"
"Yeah, tomorrow."
David smiles. Tomorrow it is, then.
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I seriously busted out in a big giant grin at this line:
"I've seen you around, asked a few people. You know, the regular things you do when you like someone."
BECAUSE AW, YES. Robert! Picking up David because he likes him! And he wants David's first time to be special!
AGH SO FANTASTIC.
(Also god I love your awkward wee Cambridge virgin!David. I WANT TO KISS HIS STUPID FAAAACE, god, so adorable.)
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(Oh man, I love wee Cambridge virgin!David. He's so awkward and lovely! And kind of easy to write, because I'm just as awkward as him! \o/)
Would you mind if I friend you? I'm always going to need more M/W lovers on my f'list, and you seem lovely. :)
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That kind of sums me up right now, but I had to tell you that I really liked this and actually have no eloquence to begin with
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Hahaha, this is so very Robert! Delightful and hot and awesome!
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(Hee, ta! I'm wearing a badge that says 'Oh no! I'm an adult!', and it pretty much sums up how I feel. :D)
As long as you're writing! ;)
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Clearly this is what happened.
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