being fitted for cement shoes
my conversations with my creditors.
creditor- "you need to make a payment of this much, on this date"
me- "i can't i don't have any money"
creditor- "yes well you still have to pay us this much, on this date"
me- "you don't understand i still don't have any money"
creditor- "no you don't understand, you have to pay us this much, on this date."
me- "uhhh....okay..."
a week passes. didn't have any money so i could't pay.
bad cop- "you need to give us the money you owe us in two days."
me- "i still have no money."
bad cop- "if you haven't made a payment by monday we'll brake your knees!"
me- "uhhhh....okay.."
so i waited around after monday for the knee breakers.
they didn't come.
instead.
good cop- "hello it seems you owe us a bit of money"
me- "yeah i was told somebody was going to come and break my knees so i'm waiting for them"
good cop- "oh no that's not a good thing to do. you should really just pay us"
me- "i don't have any money right now, but i can pay you this much, on this date"
good cop- "i'm sorry but thats still not good enough. can you pay us twice that, the day before?"
me- ".....i think i can do that."
good cop- "thats great! you do that, and no more breaking promises or else we will have to break your knees. have a good day"
me- "uhhh...okay"
the next day
bad cop- "YOU DIDN'T PAY ON MONDAY!"
me- "i didn't have any money on monday but i talked to someone else abou-"
bad cop- "WE'RE GOING TO BREAK YOUR KNEES!"
me- "oh great. fine."
creditor- "you need to make a payment of this much, on this date"
me- "i can't i don't have any money"
creditor- "yes well you still have to pay us this much, on this date"
me- "you don't understand i still don't have any money"
creditor- "no you don't understand, you have to pay us this much, on this date."
me- "uhhh....okay..."
a week passes. didn't have any money so i could't pay.
bad cop- "you need to give us the money you owe us in two days."
me- "i still have no money."
bad cop- "if you haven't made a payment by monday we'll brake your knees!"
me- "uhhhh....okay.."
so i waited around after monday for the knee breakers.
they didn't come.
instead.
good cop- "hello it seems you owe us a bit of money"
me- "yeah i was told somebody was going to come and break my knees so i'm waiting for them"
good cop- "oh no that's not a good thing to do. you should really just pay us"
me- "i don't have any money right now, but i can pay you this much, on this date"
good cop- "i'm sorry but thats still not good enough. can you pay us twice that, the day before?"
me- ".....i think i can do that."
good cop- "thats great! you do that, and no more breaking promises or else we will have to break your knees. have a good day"
me- "uhhh...okay"
the next day
bad cop- "YOU DIDN'T PAY ON MONDAY!"
me- "i didn't have any money on monday but i talked to someone else abou-"
bad cop- "WE'RE GOING TO BREAK YOUR KNEES!"
me- "oh great. fine."