Nevermind
CBP turned me away at the border. So now I have to get proof of residence here in Canada AND a return trip flight which I won't be using because my wife and I are driving back up to Canada.
Let this be a lesson to everyone. If you want to get into the USA, never tell the truth. Lie and you'll get in. Fuck Customs and Border Protection.
I take that back, they're just doing their jobs, fuck the one agent who fucked me over.
Now I have to make a phone call and ask exactly what I need, now that I'm married to an American to VISIT. I don't want to move to the USA!! >_
Let this be a lesson to everyone. If you want to get into the USA, never tell the truth. Lie and you'll get in. Fuck Customs and Border Protection.
I take that back, they're just doing their jobs, fuck the one agent who fucked me over.
Now I have to make a phone call and ask exactly what I need, now that I'm married to an American to VISIT. I don't want to move to the USA!! >_