[If there was ever a time where a cold shower was very important, this was one those times. He wasn't going to lie, Hana had the most amazing breasts in the whole world. And Anko's waist and navel was probably enough to turn anyone in to starving, panting dog.
Fucking Hitomi!
He doesn't even think as he stomps back to his room and picked up the hitomi from where he threw it against the wall to hit the respond button, annoyed, irritated and freezing from dousing himself with cold water. He's that irritated because - because!]
This is what you share with the rest of the world? You must be so, so proud of yourself and how you use your dick and ass right now! GODDAMNIT KAKASHI! Please trip and hurt yourself!
[ Kakashi's not very impressed at Iruka's outburst. Nor does he seem to really care very much that Iruka has just witnessed all of this. And judging by Iruka's reaction, it seems as though he probably enjoyed watching it.
Ah, sexual frustration. Kakashi is lucky he doesn't have to deal with it. And rather mellow at the moment.
It's a few hours later, and he's sprawled on his stomach on a futon that doesn't belong to him. He's dressed, though his vest and hitai-ate is nowhere to be seen. ]
Of course, of course. It's just a dream. Always just a dream. That line is getting awfully old.
[Mocking. Absolutely mocking his senior and later, when he's probably less annoyed, he'd be more ... apologetic of his words. Said without thought. Ah, well. Frantic replying.]
Dreams are messages. Go ask those people and whoever else, so the rest of the world doesn't have to see your ... uhm, well things like that! You're a charming man; doesn't Kakashi get what he wants, when he wants, anyway?
[He watches everything. The Hitomi was like his newspaper but how was he supposed to know that whatever dream popped up was going to be of R-rated material. What with all the things and Pein and Konoha and a war or a fight - the Hitomi was a good security as much as it was infuriating.
Because that felt ... good. Incredibly good. Iruka didn't like being so open about his 'sex/love life' because he liked to keep that part of him private (and he's downright terrified he'd dream of something inappropriate that'd be broadcasted all across the network). Prude he may seem, but ... damn Kakashi. And damn him for knowing all the good stuff and just where to tilt his hip right, and where to push, how hard to push and the feeling of -
Thump when the hitomi against his floor. Before he picked it up again looking all sorts of frustrated and annoyed and scared.]
It might have been something important! Like, oh I don't know, you getting killed again! Or something ... The last time you had such a thing, it was so ... this is not the point
( ... )
I don't know, okay?! Just that, no matter how good that dream may have felt, it's downright disturbing and -
[Silence. For a bit. Clears throat.]
Do you even like them, that way? I mean, wow you're creative and colorful when it comes to anything sexual and ...
[Puts the hitomi down, really. And thumps a fist to his forehead repeatedly. He should just go back to sleep. Or go work the fields. Or run. Yes, running might be good.]
[ Oh, Kakashi is inwardly laughing. This is quite possibly the funniest reaction he's had to field so far. Might as well milk it for what it's worth. ]
[Iruka was on defense (i.e. yelling a bit) because he already slipped up and no matter how attractive all the party involved in the dream were, it was no time and space to say god, you're hot. To all four seniors. Ever.
It's probably not the time and space to wonder what it'd feel like to be real. He could still hear the gasps and growls and -
DAMN. IT.]
Well you were so adamantly doing them! Her! And ... g-getting done.
Considering how you were all AHHH about it? Should it be?
[Kakashi, Iruka would have never taken you for a cock slut. Women, oh yes. Definitely! He's trying not to squeak. Why is he even having this discussion with this man!]
Go ask them out. Or ... something. Maybe if you get the real thing - even if some of those involved aren't around. Sorta - it'd be uhm, uh, not so open to public viewing! Yes! That's it!
[Stick that broke the camel's back? Check. Iruka squeaked. Like a choking rodent.]
No such thing! I am perfectly fine, thank you very much! I'm more worried about others than you! Shush now!
[This time, the Hitomi flies and mutterings of 'ungrateful perverted whelp of a ruffian!' is heard before the Hitomi clatters. There was absolutely no way Iruka was going to sleep. Ever. Ever!]
Fucking Hitomi!
He doesn't even think as he stomps back to his room and picked up the hitomi from where he threw it against the wall to hit the respond button, annoyed, irritated and freezing from dousing himself with cold water. He's that irritated because - because!]
This is what you share with the rest of the world? You must be so, so proud of yourself and how you use your dick and ass right now! GODDAMNIT KAKASHI! Please trip and hurt yourself!
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Ah, sexual frustration. Kakashi is lucky he doesn't have to deal with it. And rather mellow at the moment.
It's a few hours later, and he's sprawled on his stomach on a futon that doesn't belong to him. He's dressed, though his vest and hitai-ate is nowhere to be seen. ]
Mmm, it was just a dream, Iruka-sensei.
[ He drawls in a deadpan. ]
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[Mocking. Absolutely mocking his senior and later, when he's probably less annoyed, he'd be more ... apologetic of his words. Said without thought. Ah, well. Frantic replying.]
Dreams are messages. Go ask those people and whoever else, so the rest of the world doesn't have to see your ... uhm, well things like that! You're a charming man; doesn't Kakashi get what he wants, when he wants, anyway?
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Aloof, selfish, manipulative, an asshole, a dick -- all of these things Kakashi has been called before.
But charming?
Well. That's a first.
He tilts up his chin slightly. Raises a brow. Amusement hangs in the eye that is opened. ]
Mmmh, is that so? I wasn't aware of that.
[ A pause. ]
You know, Iruka, you were the one who chose to watch that.
[ His tone is lilting. Infuriatingly so, most likely. ]
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Because that felt ... good. Incredibly good. Iruka didn't like being so open about his 'sex/love life' because he liked to keep that part of him private (and he's downright terrified he'd dream of something inappropriate that'd be broadcasted all across the network). Prude he may seem, but ... damn Kakashi. And damn him for knowing all the good stuff and just where to tilt his hip right, and where to push, how hard to push and the feeling of -
Thump when the hitomi against his floor. Before he picked it up again looking all sorts of frustrated and annoyed and scared.]
It might have been something important! Like, oh I don't know, you getting killed again! Or something ... The last time you had such a thing, it was so ... this is not the point ( ... )
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Ah, then what is the point?
[ A little teasing never hurt anyone... ]
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[Silence. For a bit. Clears throat.]
Do you even like them, that way? I mean, wow you're creative and colorful when it comes to anything sexual and ...
[Puts the hitomi down, really. And thumps a fist to his forehead repeatedly. He should just go back to sleep. Or go work the fields. Or run. Yes, running might be good.]
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Creative and colorful, huh. That's new.
[ Said rather flatly, but his tone is amused. ]
What do you mean by like them "that way"?
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It's probably not the time and space to wonder what it'd feel like to be real. He could still hear the gasps and growls and -
DAMN. IT.]
Well you were so adamantly doing them! Her! And ... g-getting done.
[His face. How it BURNS!]
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Is there something wrong with that?
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[Kakashi, Iruka would have never taken you for a cock slut. Women, oh yes. Definitely! He's trying not to squeak. Why is he even having this discussion with this man!]
Go ask them out. Or ... something. Maybe if you get the real thing - even if some of those involved aren't around. Sorta - it'd be uhm, uh, not so open to public viewing! Yes! That's it!
[Making it up as he goes along? Check.]
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Are you suggesting that I go get laid, Iruka-sensei?
[ He says this with a completely straight face. ]
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[Oh god. He's never going to live this down. EVER! But if it brought a little joy to the man - augh!]
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I don't think you need to worry about me...
[ He says rather smoothly. Maybe a little too smoothly. ]
But maybe you need to take your own advice. You sound a little... stressed.
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No such thing! I am perfectly fine, thank you very much! I'm more worried about others than you! Shush now!
[This time, the Hitomi flies and mutterings of 'ungrateful perverted whelp of a ruffian!' is heard before the Hitomi clatters. There was absolutely no way Iruka was going to sleep. Ever. Ever!]
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