Welcome to tha jungle bayba, You're gonna DIEEEEE!
I wish I was special
You're so FUCKIN' special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't care if it hurts, I want to have control
I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice, when I'm not around
You're so FUCKIN' special
I wish I was special
Well then, PennyElyse is hurrr! I mean, when is she not? I love that kid so much! ...Wait she's older than me... Well I LOVE HER OKAY?!!? nigga shitttttt.
EGGZAKATACLY.
Well Pennay came Thursday night after i went to see Harry Potter (not that enjoyable the second time around) And she was a little weird shall we say, then i found out why and i wasn't the HAPPIEST of people with her. But well i made her feel bad enough i think :-/ Sory! I love youu! Lol. Then she called Jason and had a talk with him :-D Then we wenta bed.
*little annoying voice* she doesn't have a flame, she'd purrr furrr to burrrn out like a tourch.
*goes to touch Pennys knee, Penny whips open legs* ...she likes it quick...she doesn't wanna talk about it.
The next day we woke up and wenta Tar-je *little french accent* as my dad would say, and WHATA COINCIDENCE we saw some...well people. Then we got snacks and such, and i was REALLY mean to Penny in the check-out line... and we saw the big fat bird there *squaaaaak i'm bink* Then we went to walk around to find "THEM" lolol. Does it KILL you not to know who i'm talking about? GOOD. Well they weren't there but BRETT was and so we played with him and he ate PLENTY bear sandwhiches. Then they came and there was a talk lolol. "Anyway, yes so my mom was all wah penny can't stay Saturday, so she needed a place to stay and Penny was all i'm going to Bretts and Alyssa was all no NO come to MY house.
Yeah we all kinda know what happened with that don't we? I mean really.. How many times can you POSSIBLY fuck up? The funny thing is, EVERYTIME something like this happens, i just have this STRONG feeling that she actually meant what she said and she's changing...EACH time, but well, and eachtime it DOESN'T wich is almost always, it ACTUALLY surprises me. Yeah, gay of me huh? Dude Alyssa, you keep saying about how your all lonely and all this, and i mean i feel terrible for you, but it's NOT true just EVERYTIME we're here. There's always some excse. Or non-excuse just a lack of being able to get in touch with you by one LARGE coincidental conspiracy i guess. You bring it all upon yourself. And i know the last thing you need is me and Penny hating you, but DON'T you worry. Cause why even waste our time right? And really i will tell you truthfully, we BOTH know it is one of the HARDEST things to do is to hate you because well you are SO much fun and we love you SO much that we just can't help but sit here and accept every fucking apology you give us afterward. So well why don't we skip the apology this time, and act like nothing ever happened and call it a day? All those in favor say I. I.
Then we died Pennys hair blackkkk except one strip of hair, its spotter, its fucking awesome. Danielle's Jessica simpson quote of the weekend: I didn't knowit was supposed to turn a different color when you put the dye in it! ...yeah. Now i know. Thanks. Then we wenta block buster. And we got, Now and Then, and Lion King 2 ..Simba's Pride. Yeah that's right. You only WISH. Yeah OKAY anyway... Breast...i'm not listning...breast...i'm not listning. Well we whatched Now and then, the we started whatching Lion King one before The second, but i fell asleep and Penny and Angelle talked.
And well alot of people apparently are having a problem with me having a nother best friend and well you can all get the hell over it. Cause well quite frankly you all complaining whether to me, to Penny, to your livejournal, or just in your own goddamn mind is NOT going to change me and Pennys friendship as much as you would like it too. Sorry kids. Yeah, Angelle this has a lot to do with you, but not ONLY you, a hell of alot of other people. And quite frankly i could care less. I always feel like your all fucking mad at me for having anotherimportant person in my life. And really, if your mad, i don't care, so it will only frustrate you more...Have fun with that! ;)
Well then when we woke up today and whatched Lion King 2. Then Justin to Kelly the BEST movie on earth i don't care What LISA, or MICHIEME, or PENNY, or THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF THE EARTH has to say about it Got that thanks? I'll always have my memories with Maggie, Nigga shittt.
-You come here often?
-Justin! I thought you were leaving?
-I was...
-What stopped you?
-I did.
-Havn't you interfered enough
....blah blah blah...
-Well i'm just glad... *breaks out into song* That i could be the one to give you EVERYTHIGN your searching forrrr! Lolol dude Maggie, last two weeks of summer YOU JUST WAIT.
Is it sad we base our whole growing friendship on the last two weeks of every summer?! I THINK NOT. Dude we're awesome okay?! That's all that matters. Muchlove and praying and candle lighting for Trixie my dear beloved puppy. (at heart) Lol. I love you AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO! Wow. Me.. dying... now.
Liz remember Winnie remember... DEAD MAN'S TOE. Lolool. I'm TRYING to remember damnit! Dude i love you come home PUH-LEASE. :'(
Well then we played, mom and dad left and we had a fucking watermelon fight ALL around the house. It was fun nigga, shittt. But painful! Lolol.
Mom: Why is there watermelon in my bathroom?
Me: There's water melon in your bathroom?
Mom. YEAH! There's watermelon in my bathroom! Imagine that!
Me: Penny did it.
Then while i was typing she shoved the coke bottle in my mouth! Nigga shitttt, shes one luck bitch that shit didn't get on the keyboard!
Penny's gonna dieeee, my mom just bought a "retro stool" and penny got permanent marker ALL over it and it WON'T come off... *penny takes stool and runs*
Deception...discraseeeee...he asked for trouble the minute he came.
Well then, THIS is how me and Pennys lives will go if all turns out well... SINCE Elisabeth WILL be leaving me for NewYork, and well living with Alyssa, we all kinda knew that one was never gonna happen... When i go away to gollege perhaps at USM, Penny will come with me and we will live in an apartment and make COMPLETELY new identities for ourselves there. THEN, when college is over we will move downtown where i WILL get a nice respectable job and make money and we will have an AWESOME apartment in which she will own the right side and i will own the left! And she will be an awesome bartender and well then we live happily ever after...ALONG with the cambodian OR tibeten children :-D Jealouse much? GOOD.
----Isn't it ironic that all your friends barely even kiss people, and i just had sex in a car two days ago----
-Ironic how?
Lolol. Oh man.
Paul was supposed to bring us taco-bell...but he failed his unattempted mission :-/
Then we just got seceret window and well quite frankly, we're going to whatch that now! Hope you kids like! Buh-bye. Losers.
<3Danni May.