If you feel a little funny when you wake up... DON'T WORRY.. It WILL pass.
Well yeah. I had an awesome fucking journal, and i fucking erased it all!!! I was SOOOO pissed off! It had EVERYTHING. RAWR! Okay so ima re-type the whole goddamned thing JUST for you cause I love you! ...Yeah OKAY fucking homosexual.
Well then! Friday was just about the BEST day ever kinda!
Well I woke up and wenta work. Fun stuff lemme tell you. After work Penny was STILL here. She was gonna have to take a BUS...dun dun dunnnnnnnnn. BUT luckily mom was all i'll take you! So we dropped her off at Simonson's house and i really wanted to go to that fucking party dude. But i was all uhhhhhh i don't wanna go. Cause well ima stobborn bitch like that!
So i slept for like 4 hours till she came home, and she was STILL hyper as hell.
Then we went to Sam's with my AUNT. NOT my mom, oh no, dont you make that mistake. And we atew some cheesy fucking pizza. God that shit was nasty. Lolol. Then Penny HAD to turn the relish wheel! Lolol.
Ahh, so we got ready to go to Clearview.
So, we went and we went to the dollar store and got SPARKLY Laffy Taffy, and ELVIS sun-glasses. And let me just tell you, their hot. Lol. Then I mean JUST when we were losing ALL hope, ALL of Penny's friends showed up. So we played with Chris, PJ Rat, Jason Rat, Joey Rat, Bryce, Brett, John-Paul, and Noelle. Jason was sad for like the FIRST time ever :( ...And i wanted Bryce's t-shirt SOOOO bad! But he wouldn't give it to me :( And they were gonna like beat him up for that fucking t-shirt. It was pretty damn funny. Lol Brett: If that shirts not off in 4 seconds...i swear! Lolol he took that fucking shirt of SO damn fast! And Joey kissed Penny! Lolol.... I could SEE the connection in that kiss...you really felt the passion in that kiss.
Thennn we came home, and Got Taco-Belllll!!! YUSSS.
And THEN we gotta rent a moovie!!! Peter-Pan! YUS!
Let it just be known that Jeremy Sumpter (Peter Pan) WILL fall in love with me, and WILL be my husband. He's so fucking hott. He will NEVER love Penny! Lol she is WAY to old for him, if she had sex with him she would be considered like a fucking molestor. He is exactly ONE month older than me thank you. February 5, 1989. I love him. <333
-Come away with me and we'll never, NEVER, have to think about grown-up things again.
-Never is an awfully long time.
Penny NEVER got to draw lines on me!!
-Mom: Is Danni REALLY always mad at me?
-Penny: No... I think... It's just that... you...are ...annoying?
Hahaha.
And we ALSO had ice-cream. Then we wenta bedddd, and i touched penny O:)
The NEXT day...
We woke up then whatched my husband to be ,Peter pen, once again. sigh.
And Then Alyssa camean picked us up for tha show at Cypress. Ahem, me and Penny made 35 DOLLARS. Thank you very much. Lolol.
-Hey Dan can i borrow a dollar?
-No.
-Hey Dan can I borrow a dollar?
-No.
-Hey Mason can i have a dollar?
*Gives Penny a dollar*
-Hey Mason can i have a dollar?
*Gives Danni a dollar*
-Richard can i borrow a dollar?
-Can i borrow 250?
-Storm can i borrow a dollar?
-I only have a five.
-If i give you four, can i have your five?
-I actually only have a ten.
-If i give you nine, can i have the ten?
Mich: *to cop* Can i borrow a dollar?
Cop: Why do you need a dollar?
Mich: Well actually she needs a dollar *points to Penny*
Cop: *To me* Why does she need a dollar?
Me: She just REALLY needs a dolllar.
*Gives Mich a dollar*
Penny: We only need twenty more dollars!
Mich: Just give head.
Josh Tyler: She's not twenty dollars good.
Penny: No, they were selling them, but they were right there, so i just went up and took one.
Josh Tyler: So what your saying is that you STOLE it.
I asked chris for a dollar but then he just reached in his pocket and flicked me off :-/ Then he offered me some "water".
...Don't drink the water, don't drink the water!
Then BRYCE FINALLY GAMME HIS SHIRT. It's SO awesome! It's baby blue rainbowbright, and it has all the color kids on itt!!!!!
Lolol.
Then we came home and played lick for lick... in MORE ways than one! That's right. Lolol. ...no, seriously.
It started off i would touch her and she would punch me, then i would punch her she would punch me, eventually, i was just begging her to punch me? Lolol dominatrix... You LIKED that inner thigh rub, don't play! And i have big fuckin bruises too, like i had to hide them today.
Thennn we stayed up all night and talked to Maggie and Alyssa online!
Alyssa is SO damn auspicous to me! <333 Whatever in the hell THAT means... yeah i'm STILL waiting for that definition thanks though.
Penny: Sometimes i meow and i'm just like SHUT THE FUCK UP PENNY!
ACHHOOOOOO.
Bless you.
Thank you.
Maggie: And we were dressing Maggie up in build-a-bear clothes, and they came up to her tail, yes danielle, i dressmyself up to my tail ALL the time.
Maggie, wanna kiss? ...i mean i thought you were shy but didn't wanna ask so i thought i'd offer? Lol. What do you think i am a fucking lesbian or something?!? SHEESH!... What would we be with out the lesbian comments Maggie? What would we be? Lolol. Wanna kiss now?!
Me: Mom?
Mom: NO!
Me: OH MY GOD, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!
Mom: If you were going to ask if someone else could spend the night, then NO!
Me: OH MY GOD, THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO ASK, SHEESH!
Mom: Oh? Then what WERE you going to ask?
Me: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU!
Penny: What were you going to ask?
Me: ...If Maggie could spend the night.
Let that city take you in,
Let that city spit you out,
Let that city take you down...
FOR GOD SAKES TURN AROUND!
Lolol.
You know nothing of blind melon!
Penny: It was naughty. I LOVE that word! I think it's the au sound ...nauuuughty.
Chris and Peejay are gonna have sex in Nilla icecream, and me an Penny are gonna whatch!
Peejay likes that Peter-Pan! He WANTS him!
Penny ugh gawd these people and their need for things to make sence!
Penny: MY TAMPONS DONT SPEAK SPANISH.
Penny and me had a tampon experience, and it was energizing kinda!
Penny is attracted to the cartoon figures on the tampon instructions :-/
I'm just so fucking creepy because Chris taught me his ways when he thought he was going to Texas, so i could be everything to you he couldn't....it;s not MY fault he didn't leave! SHEESH! Now you expect me not to touch you and shit!
Me and Chris are in a "let's be Penny, then creep her out club"
Penny: I'M GONNA CALL IT ANGELS GAY JUST SO EVERYONE CAN SAY THAT ALL THE TIME!
recalation.
AND THEN, Penny locked me out my own fucking room, and i was like sheesh penny your such a pain in the ass! so i wenta whatch tv and then i gotta come back in my room, and well then she was mean about her arm. UGH
OH THE HOSTALITY
I guess the reason we're not talking,
there's so little left to say we haven't said.
Oh, while a million thoughts go racing through my mind
I guess I haven't said a word.
And now Penny's gone and I'm bored as hell. Wah.
<3Danni May
Well then! Friday was just about the BEST day ever kinda!
Well I woke up and wenta work. Fun stuff lemme tell you. After work Penny was STILL here. She was gonna have to take a BUS...dun dun dunnnnnnnnn. BUT luckily mom was all i'll take you! So we dropped her off at Simonson's house and i really wanted to go to that fucking party dude. But i was all uhhhhhh i don't wanna go. Cause well ima stobborn bitch like that!
So i slept for like 4 hours till she came home, and she was STILL hyper as hell.
Then we went to Sam's with my AUNT. NOT my mom, oh no, dont you make that mistake. And we atew some cheesy fucking pizza. God that shit was nasty. Lolol. Then Penny HAD to turn the relish wheel! Lolol.
Ahh, so we got ready to go to Clearview.
So, we went and we went to the dollar store and got SPARKLY Laffy Taffy, and ELVIS sun-glasses. And let me just tell you, their hot. Lol. Then I mean JUST when we were losing ALL hope, ALL of Penny's friends showed up. So we played with Chris, PJ Rat, Jason Rat, Joey Rat, Bryce, Brett, John-Paul, and Noelle. Jason was sad for like the FIRST time ever :( ...And i wanted Bryce's t-shirt SOOOO bad! But he wouldn't give it to me :( And they were gonna like beat him up for that fucking t-shirt. It was pretty damn funny. Lol Brett: If that shirts not off in 4 seconds...i swear! Lolol he took that fucking shirt of SO damn fast! And Joey kissed Penny! Lolol.... I could SEE the connection in that kiss...you really felt the passion in that kiss.
Thennn we came home, and Got Taco-Belllll!!! YUSSS.
And THEN we gotta rent a moovie!!! Peter-Pan! YUS!
Let it just be known that Jeremy Sumpter (Peter Pan) WILL fall in love with me, and WILL be my husband. He's so fucking hott. He will NEVER love Penny! Lol she is WAY to old for him, if she had sex with him she would be considered like a fucking molestor. He is exactly ONE month older than me thank you. February 5, 1989. I love him. <333
-Come away with me and we'll never, NEVER, have to think about grown-up things again.
-Never is an awfully long time.
Penny NEVER got to draw lines on me!!
-Mom: Is Danni REALLY always mad at me?
-Penny: No... I think... It's just that... you...are ...annoying?
Hahaha.
And we ALSO had ice-cream. Then we wenta bedddd, and i touched penny O:)
The NEXT day...
We woke up then whatched my husband to be ,Peter pen, once again. sigh.
And Then Alyssa camean picked us up for tha show at Cypress. Ahem, me and Penny made 35 DOLLARS. Thank you very much. Lolol.
-Hey Dan can i borrow a dollar?
-No.
-Hey Dan can I borrow a dollar?
-No.
-Hey Mason can i have a dollar?
*Gives Penny a dollar*
-Hey Mason can i have a dollar?
*Gives Danni a dollar*
-Richard can i borrow a dollar?
-Can i borrow 250?
-Storm can i borrow a dollar?
-I only have a five.
-If i give you four, can i have your five?
-I actually only have a ten.
-If i give you nine, can i have the ten?
Mich: *to cop* Can i borrow a dollar?
Cop: Why do you need a dollar?
Mich: Well actually she needs a dollar *points to Penny*
Cop: *To me* Why does she need a dollar?
Me: She just REALLY needs a dolllar.
*Gives Mich a dollar*
Penny: We only need twenty more dollars!
Mich: Just give head.
Josh Tyler: She's not twenty dollars good.
Penny: No, they were selling them, but they were right there, so i just went up and took one.
Josh Tyler: So what your saying is that you STOLE it.
I asked chris for a dollar but then he just reached in his pocket and flicked me off :-/ Then he offered me some "water".
...Don't drink the water, don't drink the water!
Then BRYCE FINALLY GAMME HIS SHIRT. It's SO awesome! It's baby blue rainbowbright, and it has all the color kids on itt!!!!!
Lolol.
Then we came home and played lick for lick... in MORE ways than one! That's right. Lolol. ...no, seriously.
It started off i would touch her and she would punch me, then i would punch her she would punch me, eventually, i was just begging her to punch me? Lolol dominatrix... You LIKED that inner thigh rub, don't play! And i have big fuckin bruises too, like i had to hide them today.
Thennn we stayed up all night and talked to Maggie and Alyssa online!
Alyssa is SO damn auspicous to me! <333 Whatever in the hell THAT means... yeah i'm STILL waiting for that definition thanks though.
Penny: Sometimes i meow and i'm just like SHUT THE FUCK UP PENNY!
ACHHOOOOOO.
Bless you.
Thank you.
Maggie: And we were dressing Maggie up in build-a-bear clothes, and they came up to her tail, yes danielle, i dressmyself up to my tail ALL the time.
Maggie, wanna kiss? ...i mean i thought you were shy but didn't wanna ask so i thought i'd offer? Lol. What do you think i am a fucking lesbian or something?!? SHEESH!... What would we be with out the lesbian comments Maggie? What would we be? Lolol. Wanna kiss now?!
Me: Mom?
Mom: NO!
Me: OH MY GOD, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!
Mom: If you were going to ask if someone else could spend the night, then NO!
Me: OH MY GOD, THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO ASK, SHEESH!
Mom: Oh? Then what WERE you going to ask?
Me: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU!
Penny: What were you going to ask?
Me: ...If Maggie could spend the night.
Let that city take you in,
Let that city spit you out,
Let that city take you down...
FOR GOD SAKES TURN AROUND!
Lolol.
You know nothing of blind melon!
Penny: It was naughty. I LOVE that word! I think it's the au sound ...nauuuughty.
Chris and Peejay are gonna have sex in Nilla icecream, and me an Penny are gonna whatch!
Peejay likes that Peter-Pan! He WANTS him!
Penny ugh gawd these people and their need for things to make sence!
Penny: MY TAMPONS DONT SPEAK SPANISH.
Penny and me had a tampon experience, and it was energizing kinda!
Penny is attracted to the cartoon figures on the tampon instructions :-/
I'm just so fucking creepy because Chris taught me his ways when he thought he was going to Texas, so i could be everything to you he couldn't....it;s not MY fault he didn't leave! SHEESH! Now you expect me not to touch you and shit!
Me and Chris are in a "let's be Penny, then creep her out club"
Penny: I'M GONNA CALL IT ANGELS GAY JUST SO EVERYONE CAN SAY THAT ALL THE TIME!
recalation.
AND THEN, Penny locked me out my own fucking room, and i was like sheesh penny your such a pain in the ass! so i wenta whatch tv and then i gotta come back in my room, and well then she was mean about her arm. UGH
OH THE HOSTALITY
I guess the reason we're not talking,
there's so little left to say we haven't said.
Oh, while a million thoughts go racing through my mind
I guess I haven't said a word.
And now Penny's gone and I'm bored as hell. Wah.
<3Danni May